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    “You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.

    “Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”

    Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.

    “No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”

    “Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”


    Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.

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    27 May 2026

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    Sirius Black finds himself thrust into parenthood and comes away one bouncy baby Potter richer.

    This, of course, means that his nefarious papa is going to be a grandfather and is bound to meddle like it's his actual job.

    Some people are born to be grandparents, it seems, and Orion might have just found his calling, though Sirius does wish that it would call a bit quieter.

    Also - Regulus continues to be small and mildly evil, and is very much enjoying the process of being alive and watching his brother lose the will to live.

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    20 May 2026

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    Stress baking isn’t a hobby Harry ever thought he’d pick up, but he’s surprised to find how much it helps him to get through those long months post-war. It keeps his hands busy, it keeps his mind occupied, and when Draco Malfoy steadily pushes his way back into Harry's life, it helps with that too.

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    19 May 2026

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    When in the summer before Harry's 6th year certain things come to light, the Wizarding World finally taken responsibility and fights back by punishing the one responsible for their decline (to the shock of many it isn't Lord Voldemort who is behind all this).

    With the 'leader of light' found guilty of crimes too horrible to discribe, the world needs to find its footing once again.

    While doing so, Harry gets a chance to finally live his life for himself instead of others, and does so with much gusto (maybe a little bit too much, although that could be the creature inheritance speaking). Luckily, he did always had a love for pie. Making the decision to open up a bakery not a hard one (the people frequenting it aren't all that bad either).

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    15 May 2026

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    Summary: Harry breaks the copy of Sirius’ mirror in 7th year, after the horrific end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing.

    Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter. Everything you recognize is owned by J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., Bloomsbury and Scholastic.

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    13 May 2026

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