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A f!Naruto/Sasuke time travelling fanfiction.
Sasuke and Naruto are thrown back to their academy days in hopes of saving the world. And while they're at it, Sasuke may take the time to reevaluate some buried-deep feelings he has for his blonde best friend. (Your Honor, he’s in love)
“I want fried tomatoes.”
“Fried? You’d eat it raw if I let you. Now get dressed, we gotta hurry.”
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its just a friend crush (“friend”) by bertlikespillowtalk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Aug 2025
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(Y/n) (L/n) claims it’s only a friend crush.
Her friends beg to differ.
oneshot!hermione/femreader
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Witch, Please by TheHarvest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, House of the Dragon (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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A Low-Effort Account of High-Stakes Nonsense
Holly is done with saving the world. After a war, funeral after funeral, and one unfortunate wish made to a magical room with no sense of boundaries, she ends up somewhere very far from home—and very much someone else’s problem.
Now she runs a not-entirely-legal bakery in a city where flour is political, dragons are supposed to be terrifying (hers is the size of a teacup), and minding your own business is practically a crime. She’s got no interest in thrones, titles, or noble nonsense.
Which is exactly why the nobles won’t leave her alone.
All Holly wants is to survive, stay unimportant, and keep her pastry case full. But when a certain highborn woman starts showing up for tea, Holly finds herself dragged—reluctantly—into court gossip, royal secrets, and a mess big enough to topple a kingdom.
She didn’t come here to change the world. But the world keeps showing up at her door.
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20 Oct 2025
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In the shadow of a powerful clan, Hinata Hyuuga is a whisper of inadequacy, a quiet failure destined for obscurity. But a desperate wish upon a falling star brings not salvation, but a covenant. A second skin of living darkness, a partner born from the cold between worlds, now shares her body and soul. As her flesh is rewritten into a form of terrifying, beautiful power and her gentle fist learns a monstrous new grace, she is haunted by a ravenous hunger that cannot be sated and guided by a second, ancient voice that echoes in her mind. Now, Hinata must walk a razor’s edge, hiding the power of a cosmic predator behind a shy smile, while her other half whispers promises of glory, dominance, and the exquisite taste of fear. The question is not if she will become strong, but how long a goddess of quiet, lethal violence can pretend to be a simple genin before the whole world is forced to kneel.
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13 Oct 2025
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Words that Tie, Ties that Bind by SpoiledBat for aelibia, HyuugaTenten, Seltap
Fandoms: Naruto
26 Jan 2024
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During the chaos of the Chunin Exams, Sakura discovers who her soulmate is.
And it's not Sasuke Uchiha.
The universe certainly has a morbid and mysterious sense of humor.
↳ GaaSaku, Soulmate/Soul Mark AU: Canon Verse, Chunin Exams
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- Part 3 of Canon Verse
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18 Sep 2025
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they'll name a city after us by maevel
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Fem!Percy/Apollo. They say, a god's love is the most obsessive, oppressive thing there is. They say, if a god shows even the slightest hint of interest in you, you should run for the hills. But Percy Jackson didn't. Or, the story of how a mortal girl made a god fall to his knees. Dark!Apollo.
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08 Jun 2023
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Triton's Guide To Adopting Your Demigod Baby Sister by AthenaAreia
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
09 Apr 2025
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Alternatively Titled: Luke Castellan's Years Of Babysitting Hell.
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When Triton finds a child that resembles his father remarkably at the shore, the girl decides to shift the tide of how it is supposed to go. Every action leads to a chain reaction. For once, Triton doesn't mind.
(No, he isn't getting attached, what is Benthesikyme talking about?)
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triton adopts rhea jackson, who goes to camp earlier. this changes everything significantly.
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10 Apr 2025