5 Works by bi_functional

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    Grocery shopping.

    He had a dream that he and Remus went grocery shopping. The embarrassment alone is enough to have him change positions to curl onto his side with a frown.

    another vent fic for my sad ass little series where I try to write through my emotions.

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    1/1
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    'Sirius my star'

    Sirius swallows around the rock in his throat as it takes everything within him not to chuck his phone as far and as hard as he can manage.

    This is just a vent fic in a series that will probably always exist. This was originally written around last year and I've decided to post these little journal type fanfics for no other reason than I'm bored and wondering if there are any other lonely souls out there who might understand.

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    English
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    604
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    1/1
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    Five snapshots of Simon and Baz trying to convince the other they truly in no way care about each other at all over the years, plus the one time where the truth slips free.

    Despite what the summary suggests, it's a fluff-centered fic based on the humour of Simon and Baz having a minor competition between themselves as they try to get the other to be the first to admit their true intentions, even as their defenses get more and more stupid with every interaction.

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    English
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    1,771
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    1/6
    Comments:
    1
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    41
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    4
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    Penny doesn't think it's fair that 8th year students are only given a term to work on their own spell, so she does what anyone else would do and starts early with Simon as her test subject. Things go wrong however, but due to midterm break taking place right after their experiment in which there was believed to be no outcome, Simon is stuck with Baz.
    And Baz is stuck with a random ass cat he believed Simon adopted before leaving for break.

    please just give it a shot I'm horrible at summaries.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    116
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    40
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    It’s been a month since I realized insulting the things I love about Snow makes my feelings easier to deal with.

    It’s been a day since I actually looked at Snow after muttering these vile words. The ones that burn my tongue, and stick to the roof of my mouth. A day since I looked at Snow and saw his expression crumble, and his eyes fall heavy. It’s been a day since I’ve seen his seat vacant at meal times, and it’s been five minutes since I told myself not to go looking for him.

    Or Baz decides the way to cope with his feelings is to turn everything he loves into something to insult Simon with and doesn't realize that maybe Simon agrees.

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    Language:
    English
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    2,268
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,923

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