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    Hux wants a dick pic from his recent hook-up. Unfortunately, he texts the wrong number.

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    20 Oct 2016

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    Follows the events of Star Wars: The Force Awakens and the fallout after the destruction of Starkiller base.
    An examination of Kylo Ren through Hux's eyes as he deals with the aftermath.
    Or in the words of NeuroVicky (who made some fanart, check it out!): "A post tfa fic that portrays Hux as lost and angry and a mess after Starkiller.... Everyone is a fuckup ( except for Phasma), there’s an undercover mission, bonding over food, feelings and the most satisfyingly resolved ust ever."

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    03 Sep 2016

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    Kylo Ren defects from the First Order, taking only one thing with him.

    General Hux, however, does not appreciate being hauled around the galaxy like an oversized suitcase full of contraband garbage.

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    02 Sep 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    General Hux has a fan club. It consists entirely of small children who love him to pieces.

    The funny thing is: it seems like he loves them too.

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    01 Sep 2016

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    “Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.”

    Or, Hux brings Kylo home for the holidays.

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    26 Aug 2016