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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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05 Jul 2026
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Across the Multiverse: Oneshot Collection by WittyyName
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 May 2022
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A collection of oneshots that I've written throughout the years from prompts. Ratings G, T, and M
Each chapter is a oneshot. Additional tags and summaries will be in the summary of each chapter.
The first chapter will serve as a master list of all the oneshots within (along with word count, rating, aus, and themes) to allow an easier time choosing which you'd like to read. This will update as more are added.
Updates regularly!
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- Part 1 of Oneshot Collections
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17 Jul 2025
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What was once a passion has now turned into a soul-crushing job, and after more than ten years of inking tattoos, Fire Spirit has stopped feeling passion towards his art. Then on one sunny afternoon his muse finds him again, in the form of the sharp-eyed florist with the wind in his hair that moved in across the street.
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02 Jun 2025
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breathe out (so i can breathe you in) by revengeparty
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
25 Dec 2018
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“Will you do it?” Regina asks abruptly.
“Will I do what?”
Regina sighs. “Cady,” she says slowly, “will you pretend to be my girlfriend at my family Christmas?”
Cady stares at her, certain she’s heard wrong. “What?”Bookmarked by bitchass_racoon
22 May 2025
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Take the Law Into Your Hands and Burn It. Disobey by YearnatronTheThird
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
03 Jul 2025
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"You're avoiding me." It's stated as a fact, something in the way Till's teal eyes stare holes into the back of his hooded head tells him he wont be getting away this time.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Ivan mumbles, his head turns only enough to catch a peak at Till's face, the black mask obscuring his features from Till's desperate gaze. "You've got the wrong person." It's weak, a pathetic excuse that neither of them buy. Ivan watches as Till's expression of disbelief morphs into a familiar frustration. It takes him by surprise how desperately his heart beats within his chest, it truly hits him for the first time in years how long it's been since he's seen the man before him. The back of his wild grey hair fading from view backdropped by a blazing orange night sky used to haunt his every waking moment, follow him into his slumber and taunt him on a constant loop. He felt as if even the slightest move would change too much, too quickly. Ivan has a job to do, and for once, Till isn't at the forefront of his mind.Ivan knows he's lying to himself.
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Or: Ivan's found alone on that fateful night by the aliens, he learns to live without his god by his side.
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15 May 2025