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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    We've all seen them. Well, if you didn't—that's on you. Romcoms! Who doesn't love them? One would have to guess that the correct answer is the actual characters living inside of it.

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    What happens when, in the middle of a fight Sybill had no business finding herself in, she casts a spell? Surely it cannot be that bad—just Regulus and James swapping bodies.

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    A retelling of (numerous) romcoms through the Marauders. Set in the early 2000s, in a small town named Little London, at Hogwarts University.

    or: frat boys, skater boys, beer pong, weird girls, one Catholic Mary, Sybill making everyone's lives harder and weed

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    22 Jul 2026

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    At the beginning of the Hogwarts 1977-1978 school year, James Potter finds a cat and Regulus Black finds a Horcrux.

    These events are not unrelated.

    What follows is a deal to their mutual benefit: James helps Regulus hone the finer details of advanced transfiguration, and in return, Regulus teaches James what he knows of occlumency and legilimency. James is pleasantly surprised by how much he enjoys their lessons, certainly more than he thought he would considering what (admittedly little) he knows of Sirius’s younger brother. Regulus, for his part, thought he was smart enough to know that anyone with as many secrets as him has no business teaching fucking mind reading to another person. Especially when that person is James Potter.

    There is affection—the kind that only comes from meeting someone you never expected to understand you. And there is war—a looming thunderhead that neither of them wants to see consume the other.

    The rest is a matter of secrets, family, and letting go.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew are on top of the world. They just made it through their entire first year at St. Mungo's School of Medicine and are now facing their last summer in New York City with absolutely no exams, plans, or responsibilities.

    Unfortunately, nothing kills the mood faster than your estranged little brother showing up for first year orientation. What could possibly go wrong?

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    [Medical School/Hospital Muggle AU. Endgame Jegulus (but with some Jily), Wolfstar, Dorlene, Rosekiller with angst, fluff, medical drama, and... a little Vigilante Shit?]

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “Really though, Doctor.” Regulus crosses his arms, and the Doctor stops, tilting his head with a curious expression. “Who are you?”

     

    And, once again, the Doctor tells him.

     

    “You know when you’re a kid, and the adults tell you that the world is turning, but you just can’t bring yourself to believe it because it looks as though everything is standing still? Well, I can feel it.” He steps closer to Regulus, and takes hold of his hand, giving it a light squeeze. “I can feel the turn of the earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1000 miles an hour. The entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour. And I can feel it. We’re falling through space, Regulus, you and me. We’re clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go…”

     

    The Doctor drops Regulus’ hand.

     

    “That’s who I am. Now, forget me, Regulus Black.”

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    Doctor Who AU - James as the Doctor, Regulus as his companion. Time travelling, universe-exploring jegulus with plenty of angst but also happiness, I promise! You don't have to have seen the show to be able to read this (but you should, because it's an amazing show)

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    24 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    Regulus has owed his life to James Potter ever since he carried him out of the cave.
    Seven years later, James comes back to collect on his debt, disrupting the quiet existence Regulus has carved out for himself.
    All of a sudden, he’s hounding his every step, determined to become Regulus’ friend even as he coughs up petals tinged with blood.
    And Regulus might just let him. Because this time, it’s his turn to save James.

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    “Your concern is touching.”
    “Yes. It’s what I’m known for. Serving Dark Lords and being concerned about my fellow Wizards,” Regulus snorts.
    “And for being a mean Potions teacher,” James replies blandly, not rising to the bait.
    “I can be quite mean, yes.”

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    04 May 2026