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    If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!

     

    Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.

    ..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Professor Lucifer Morningstar, a scholar of American literature, treasured one book above all others. In his bleakest hours, that story had been his lifeline, reminding him that every soul is worthy of a second chance.
    Its title was The Hazbin Hotel.

    What Lucifer could not possibly have known, however, was that the man with whom he had—much against his will—recently become acquainted, a certain Alastor who delighted in belittling his favourite novel and his taste in literature, was in fact the very author of that book.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming kind of friends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.

    (Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)

    -- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”

    The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.

    In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.

    (Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)

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    27 Jan 2026