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On Friday, Blonde Blazer found a new sucker to try (and fail) to wrangle the infamous Z-Team at SDN's Torrance location. On Friday, they all bet he'd be gone by Monday. On Monday, he showed up. On Tuesday, he showed up again. On Wednesday, they got to put a face to the voice.
He was the most basic and boring man he’d ever seen in his life. Average height, average brown hair cut into an average look, with big doe eyes and even bigger bags underneath them, a freckled face supported by a frame so thin and frail looking a soft breeze might knock him on his ass. All in all, he was entirely unremarkable in any and every way. Kind of cute, but in the same way a malnourished puppy covered in mud on the side of the road was cute.
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18 Jan 2026
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Everything he ever wanted, and so he devoured slowly by phqllic
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
19 Jan 2026
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“I promise it’s okay if you accidentally burn me a little. Just don’t singe my hair, yeah?”
“Robert.”
“Chad.”
“I’m fucking serious.”
“Well I fucking am too, alright?”
The two mens’ eyes were locked on each other, like they were playing a game of dares.
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aka, robert gains happy weight, chad rightfully loses it. they both kinda lose it for each other. idk i lowkey think theyre in love chat
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18 Jan 2026
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Early into Robert's time as a dispatcher, Flambae is hit by a temporary form of love magic that highjacks his senses and leaves him infatuated with the first person he interacts with. To Robert's terrible misfortune, that happens to be him. Now, he not only has to learn how to handle a supremely compromised Flambae, but survive the onslaught of ridicule from the rest of his team of ex-villains.
Robert has been through all sorts of bullshit before, but even this is new to him. Hopefully, he can weather the storm and get the old, bitchy Flambae back before the HR violations stack so high, they'll kill him if (or when) they come crashing down.
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27 Dec 2025
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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23 Dec 2025
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Christmas is coming up, and Chad has found the perfect gift for Robert. The problem is, as far as the other man is concerned, he still hates him. Chad keeps the gift anonymous, convinced Robert has feelings for Mandy. As the company Christmas Party approaches, however, Robert is giving no indication that he's taking anyone. He's also been acting extra attentive to Chad, who isn't appreciating the attention while simultaneously eating it up. When the truth slips out, what will the two men do about it?
Surely not the mature thing.
Written as a Christmas special. This was meant to be a One Shot like the The Beach Episode, but it just kept going so I must respect the process.Bookmarked by bonebird42
23 Dec 2025