14 Bookmarks by bonebird42
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On Friday, Blonde Blazer found a new sucker to try (and fail) to wrangle the infamous Z-Team at SDN's Torrance location. On Friday, they all bet he'd be gone by Monday. On Monday, he showed up. On Tuesday, he showed up again. On Wednesday, they got to put a face to the voice.
He was the most basic and boring man he’d ever seen in his life. Average height, average brown hair cut into an average look, with big doe eyes and even bigger bags underneath them, a freckled face supported by a frame so thin and frail looking a soft breeze might knock him on his ass. All in all, he was entirely unremarkable in any and every way. Kind of cute, but in the same way a malnourished puppy covered in mud on the side of the road was cute.
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18 Jan 2026
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Everything he ever wanted, and so he devoured slowly by phqllic
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
19 Jan 2026
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“I promise it’s okay if you accidentally burn me a little. Just don’t singe my hair, yeah?”
“Robert.”
“Chad.”
“I’m fucking serious.”
“Well I fucking am too, alright?”
The two mens’ eyes were locked on each other, like they were playing a game of dares.
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aka, robert gains happy weight, chad rightfully loses it. they both kinda lose it for each other. idk i lowkey think theyre in love chat
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18 Jan 2026
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Early into Robert's time as a dispatcher, Flambae is hit by a temporary form of love magic that highjacks his senses and leaves him infatuated with the first person he interacts with. To Robert's terrible misfortune, that happens to be him. Now, he not only has to learn how to handle a supremely compromised Flambae, but survive the onslaught of ridicule from the rest of his team of ex-villains.
Robert has been through all sorts of bullshit before, but even this is new to him. Hopefully, he can weather the storm and get the old, bitchy Flambae back before the HR violations stack so high, they'll kill him if (or when) they come crashing down.
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27 Dec 2025
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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23 Dec 2025
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Christmas is coming up, and Chad has found the perfect gift for Robert. The problem is, as far as the other man is concerned, he still hates him. Chad keeps the gift anonymous, convinced Robert has feelings for Mandy. As the company Christmas Party approaches, however, Robert is giving no indication that he's taking anyone. He's also been acting extra attentive to Chad, who isn't appreciating the attention while simultaneously eating it up. When the truth slips out, what will the two men do about it?
Surely not the mature thing.
Written as a Christmas special. This was meant to be a One Shot like the The Beach Episode, but it just kept going so I must respect the process.Bookmarked by bonebird42
23 Dec 2025
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“Doing karaoke that was meant to insult me so I would fuck you? Are you serious?”
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21 Dec 2025
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lookin' for a place on solid ground by frankenjoly for whatamune
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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“Yeah.” Robert let out a brief sigh. “And yeah, sure. Let’s do it.”
Well. That had been easy. Too easy.
“Hm? Are you saying yes just like that?” He couldn’t or shouldn’t complain, and yet… it was confusing, if nothing else. “Are you that desperate for Saturday plans? I didn’t even have to bribe you with my brother in law’s heavenly cooking.” Fun to say, when there was no one more desperate between the two than him, or he wouldn’t have gone to him.
flambert's not so fake dating ft. family meetings & (for) a certain little girl's birthay.
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- Part 1 of the flambert not-so-fake dating saga
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20 Dec 2025
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“All that power, that control, that force–it was genuinely really impressive. And it was definitely meant for something so much more.” Mecha Man leaned back against the bar, eyes tracing the open V in his costume, lingering on his bare chest, before slowly drifting his gaze back up to Flambae’s. “I’m sure you’re an amazing superhero now.”
The comment Flambae was about to make died on the tip of his tongue. Any retort he could’ve possibly thought of scrambled with the butterflies ramming against the insides of his stomach, silenced by the alarms screaming behind his eyes. Was this some kind of trick? Was he about to jump him? What the fuck is happening? And why was Flambae freaking the fuck out over some few choice words that seem really close to a genuine compliment?
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The romance option is Flambae and only Flambae. This is from his POV. Bro is down bad and angry about it.
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20 Dec 2025
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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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Bookmarked by bonebird42
18 Dec 2025
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The man was in a suit that almost reminded Robert of something from Cirque du Soleil, all skin-tight, shimmering fabric with bursts of red and orange and a V-neck that showed a lot more than neck. The wrap-around sunglasses didn’t even look that ridiculous.
Infuriatingly, he managed to be beautiful, like a Monet in an Ikea frame is beautiful. He had changed very little in the years since Robert first encountered him, at least physically. Robert couldn’t say the same.
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27 Nov 2025
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Under Your Skin, Over the Moon by RatFlavored
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
03 Apr 2025
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Wade was positive that the soulmate mark on his wrist was a V, for Vanessa. But the closer Logan gets, the more Wade starts to wonder if fate got things all twisted up.
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03 Jan 2025
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Hopelessly Devoted To (using) You (but you're using me too) by BannersBestAttempt
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jan 2025
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“We’re getting married.”
It wasn’t very often that Wade couldn’t find the words that fit a situation. There weren’t many sentences that he couldn’t turn into a joke, a pun, an innuendo, something to lighten the mood, to earn laughter or groans from whoever was unfortunate enough to be in the same room as him. The one thing Wade prided himself on above anything else, no matter how many people told him to shut up, was his motormouth.
The same motormouth that was now silent.
Get your special sock out nerds, it's happening.
Deadpool & Wolverine Proposal AU. I really hope you like romcoms as much as I do, because this is gonna be an experience.Bookmarked by bonebird42
02 Dec 2024
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Logan is a big-city businessman with a girlfriend demanding he propose by New Year's. What will he do when he gets stuck in small-town Canada over Christmas with a very strange man?
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24 Nov 2024
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Inklings by willow_sinclair
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games 2023-), Mortal Kombat (Video Games 1992-2020)
20 Apr 2025
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Homicide Detective Kenshi Takahashi loves his job, even though it's been kind of dull lately. Things take an unexpected turn when Kenshi arrives on the crime scene of his latest case, only to recognize it as replica of a book he read. And said book was written, coincidentally, by his favorite author: Johnny Cage.
Johnny Cage is bored and, truth be told, kinda desperate. After killing off the protagonist of his most successful book series, he’s going through the worst writing slump he’s ever faced. He finds new fuel and a muse when he gets summoned by Detective Takahashi to get questioned regarding an ongoing investigation - to which, much to Kenshi's horror, Johnny takes part as a consultant.
Juggling between nosy relatives, literary alter egos and a serial killer from the past with direct links to Kenshi's family, Johnny and Kenshi will have to face their most complicated case: deal with their feelings and one another.
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24 Nov 2024