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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    "Do ballads of regret and heartbreak make for popular tavern fare?" Yennefer snaps, setting down the pestle. 

    "Not so much in the taverns," Jaskier replies, unfazed. "But plenty of lords like having their heartstrings tugged. Also, shockingly popular with nobles trying to annoy each other. Upper-crust pettiness happens to be a very lucrative source of revenue.

    "Besides," Jaskier continues. "Not everything I write makes it to the ears of the masses." His voice turns wry, but there's a touch of sincerity beneath it. "Some of it has a far smaller audience."

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    Yennefer expects sex when she spirits Jaskier away for the winter. The mortifying ordeal of knowing and being known takes her by surprise.

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    26 Nov 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Jaskier rolls his eyes. “Not that you don’t already know, but he very recently left to go be sad and lonely at Kaer Morhen.” He perks up, scrambling for the quill and ink and scribbling something in the notebook. “Oh, lonely and Kaer Morhen, I can work with that.”

    Yennefer raises her eyebrow, incredulous. “You’re going to write a song about Geralt fucking off and brooding in a mountain keep?”

    "I'm sure you'll hear it if I do." Jaskier says, blithely. "Regardless, one doesn’t throw away a potential gem, however unrefined.”

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    Yennefer and Jaskier find each other, find common ground, and find themselves in bed.

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    26 Nov 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    How Jaskier Became Flustered By Yennefer's Lipstick Choice (then Even More Flustered When He Learned What She Uses It For)(Blowjobs)

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    Precisely How She'll Destroy With Her Sweet Kiss

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    09 Nov 2023

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    “Did you really have to fuck the mage?” growled Geralt, who had gotten more than an eyeful from the manor window.
    “Yes, I really did,” said Jaskier. “Whew boy, but I am ready to get the fuck out of this town and far, far away immediately and at once. Glad to be alive and still in possession of all my bits and know that they function but whew.”

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    The one where Jaskier has a near-death experience, makes a wish, and inexplicably has a lot of amazing but ill-advised sex in a crumbling manor house with a sexy but insane sorceress. And then, keeps on having it. It's almost as if the universe is drawing them ceaselessly back together or something. Which would all be very romantic if not for the fact that they viscerally hate one another. Until, of course, they don't.

    Or an exactly 100k yennskier enemies to lovers mutual pining slow burn

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    07 Nov 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Jaskier gets rewarded for the affection and loyalty he showed to Yennefer after the ordeal with Voleth Meir. Yennefer will make him work for it, though.

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    21 Sep 2023