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Zamboni Sees All by bored_spitless
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 May 2026
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Driving the Zamboni for the Montreal Metros, George had seen a lot. A lot of hidden moments. Moments he wasn't meant to witness. And one... He had been allowed to help bring to light, even for a moment.
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I Might Not Know Myself, But I Do Know You by bored_spitless
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
30 Jul 2018
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The triggers are gone but so is what makes Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes. The cold of Alaska provides Bucky with an escape until a major part of his past comes back to him, trying to bring it all back. He doesn't know this Avenger who he found dead in a snowstorm but he can't just leave him out there.
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Foggy meets a man with a red oak wand and a sweet smile. Over the next eight years, Foggy makes a lot of coffee, reads a lot of tea leaves, breaks a lot of rules and casts a lot of charms. He also spends a good amount of his time pining over his perfect partner and trying to keep his wild outbursts of emotional magic to a minimum.
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26 Aug 2018
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Dude. Just read it. You know you want to.
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The Process of Getting It by blackmetaldahlia
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), She-Hulk
15 Dec 2015
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She makes an amused sound, like a single ‘heh’ of a chuckle except cut off, and then ducks down and kisses him. It’s – it’s incredibly awkward, she’s so much larger than him, and he finds himself with his arms on her shoulders, and then she pulls back and says “I want to pick you up,” to which he nods, and says yes, yes desperately. She smiles against his cheek and then he’s being lifted by – by his waist, and he straddles her waist out of reflex and tightens his grip around her shoulders.
“Wow,” he says, breathless.
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26 Aug 2018
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I didn't know I needed this. But it works and it's hot.
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(Foggy is always worried about Matt, nowadays.)
For a prompt on the Daredevil kink meme:
So Foggy tells Matt he loves him a lot, because they are that kind of friends, and Matt is used to Foggy's heart being totally steady and honest when he says it.
Which is why, sometime after the Daredevil reveal, it breaks his heart when Foggy suddenly starts sounding like he's lying when he says it.
(Full prompt in the preliminary note.)
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23 Aug 2018
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Matt keeps hearing rumors that Foggy is well-endowed, and then, well, verifies them.
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13 Aug 2018
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Foggy's been training for this day his whole life. As long as he follows the Rules and finishes the Story, everything will be perfect.
Tempt Little Red Riding Hood. Eat Granny. Dress in Drag. Eat Little Red Riding Hood. Eat Little Red Riding Hood’s Basket of Goodies. Live Happily Ever After.
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10 Aug 2018
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Literally everything by this writer is amazing. I have accidentally read and fallen in love with everything they write. I HIGHLY recommend reading everything they right because it is authentic and believable. Seriously.