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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Bilbo is sent back, before Frodo destroys the one ring, before Erebor. He goes back hours before Gandalf asks him to join on the adventure. Will he be able to avoid fate? avoid the deaths of his friends and loved ones?

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    15 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    [Soulmate au!]
    Bilbo doesn’t know who’s name is on his wrist. He at least knows it’s Khuzdul, but he still can’t *read* Khuzdul. After his 50th birthday, Bilbo decides to go run off to whatever Dwarven city he can to try and find his soulmate, not like he’s getting any younger anyways.
    Thorin is stressed under kingly duties, and on top of that the council is on his ass about finding his soulmate. Just another stressor on top of all his duties and dealing with the princes… He really needs another advisor to take something off his shoulders.
    Headcannons included:
    -Hobbit tails
    -Hobbits hair change, [white during winter/snow]
    Might include:
    -Line of Durin are fugly as hell in dwarven standards

    Fic is my twist based off a post by rcjackie on Tumblr, I don’t know if they went on to write this fic idea or if other people did. I don’t mean to copy anybody by writing this and am just having fun!

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    07 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    What if instead of giving the Arkenstone to Thranduil and Bard, Bilbo waits to give it to Thorin on the ramparts?

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    06 Oct 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Bilbo Took-Baggins and Nori of the Ri clan were married---platonically as they'd tell you---out of convenience many moons ago. Now, happily divorced and still best friends with his ex-husband, Bilbo decides he wants to help Nori on the quest to Erebor.

    Bilbo is an ex-bounder, Nori spends half his time in the Shire, Thorin has tunnel vision, and the author doesn't know how to write summaries.

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    “And no healthy individual wants to learn how to sneak around and steal rich men's shittily-made coins, so I’d go as far as to say that you already weren’t right in the head.”

    Bilbo finally pulls himself to his feet, planting them sturdily beneath him so he doesn’t start tripping around like a drunken Sackville in front of his new instructor.
    “Keep talking like that and I’ll divorce you,” he tries to threaten, but it falls flat he infers from Nori’s near bellow of a laugh.

    “I think we’re going to get along fine, Master Baggins.”

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    05 Oct 2026

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    04 Oct 2026