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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    The Narrator, in typical fashion, narrates- in less than typical fashion- a previously discussed, well planned scene, with himself and Stanley. Stanley said it would be more fun than running through the story normally. He's right.

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    25 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    The Narrator’s backhanded compliments have a bit of an effect on Stanley, and the Narrator notices it.

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    25 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    ‘As it is, he's literally just standing there, doing sweet F.A.’

    Stanley mindlessly reaches down to his crotch, and the Narrator starts to roll his eyes. This man will just not get comfortable.

    But Stanley doesn’t pull on his pants or readjust anything. Instead, he applies pressure to the area. He exhales shakily as his expression momentarily shifts to a mix of relief and pleasure. As quickly as he did it, though, he retracts his hand, and pulls his legs to his chest. He glances at the ceiling - somehow even more aware of the fact that he’s always being watched than he was before - and rests his forehead on his knees.

    Ah.

    That’s the issue.

    He supposes that he has neglected Stanley’s more... rated R... desires, but, to be fair, he had never been fully aware that Stanley had any rated R desires. This is the first time Stanley has ever been so obvious about them.

    Then again, that could simply be because of the build up over time.

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    24 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Most people don’t understand how much work it takes to eternally torture an overgrown chimp. It was quite exhausting, really. The narrator was plenty keen at the beginning of course, what with his superior wit and all, but now it had very truly turned into more of a chore than anything. Day in and day out, that sentient colony of bacteria named Stanley found new and inventive ways to defy and ignore the clearly superior Narrator. What was even worse, and truly it was the worst outcome the narrator could have imagined, was that he had begun to enjoy this game he and Stanley played.

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    24 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    “Doing karaoke that was meant to insult me so I would fuck you? Are you serious?”

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    30 Nov 2025