brrose
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Stevie has a secret she’s never shared with anyone: she’s not always playing solitaire behind that desk. David finds out and Stevie submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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David could go to the store, but he’d already told Patrick he won’t be there today. The café is out, too, and so is just taking a walk around town, for the same reasons—he might run into Patrick, or Stevie, or, god forbid, Sebastien. None of his usual options are going to work today, but if he doesn’t do something to get out and distract himself, he’s pretty sure he’s going to lose his fucking mind and end up locking himself in his mother’s closet.
He closes his eyes, focusing on his breathing again, and feeling his skin prickle with nervous energy. He flips through the mental Rolodex of limited distractions available to him without money, reliable means of transportation, or an elaborate disguise… and only one option comes to mind.
After beating Sebastien at his own game, David visits another former lover—but gets more than the simple distraction he was looking for. -
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Patrick explains to David that "I Love You" means never having to say you're sorry for morning breath.
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David shares a happy memory of winter in New York and Patrick plots to transplant it to Schitt's Creek.
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Stevie goes to Jake’s for a whisky or whatever, but ends up wine-tasting instead.