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    Frank always finds himself wanting what he can't truly have - and, worse, once he wants something he can't easily let go, even if holding on is ruining him.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Frank is having a stressful day at work and needs someone to help him with the fax. Luckily, there's a hiring service just around the corner! for secretaries! nurses! teachers! and more! paid by the hour! guaranteed to satisfy you! Well, if that isn't convenient.

    But when the secretary in question arrives at the office, a pending dress code violation may be the least of Frank's problems.

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    15 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Baby's first bandom fic. Of course it's all about the stagegay.

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    02 Jun 2024

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    A bafflingly long-winded, cosy domestic world of fluff! In this universe, MCR never existed. Gerard threw himself into art instead of music after 9/11, Frank owns an indie record label, and Ray is a studio musician.

    Part three of the Nesty Verse! The first two excellent stories are written by Cimorene :D I would really recommend you read those first!

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    04 Apr 2024

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    The typical nude model is someone like Phil. Phil is forty-nine and paunchy. He's starting to go gray at his temples and in his pubic hair; he likes to pose on a stool, curving his back and curling his fingers together between his knees. Phil is secretly awesome -- he likes the Misfits and builds model trains -- but he's not what Gerard would call prime ogling material. Neither are any of the other models who have posed for the life modeling or anatomy classes Gerard has taken. This semester, Anna was kind of cute, but she whined about the conditions the entire time she was there. In his four years of art school, anyway, Gerard has never once dealt with being attracted to the model.

    But this guy is hot.

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    Or: Gerard goes to art school. Frank is a nude model. Somehow their relationship gets off the ground, in spite of everything working against them.

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    25 Aug 2023