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Ten years ago, a boy with amber-brown eyes saves Herm's life.
Now, the same man offers to tie his tie for him, the smile in his eyes exactly the same as it was when he was younger. And when the same man, with the same smile, offers a spot for him on the team...
There's really not much Herm can say about it. He's by no means the most eloquent person in the world, and he's certainly no good at expressing his feelings. But there's one thing he knows for certain.
He's so screwed.
(Alternatively: the waterboy route everyone wanted.)
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16 Jan 2026
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Beef is smart. Beef is fast. Beef is rotund.
Beef can do many things — except get Mecha Man to take care of himself.
As he's brought through the doors of the Superhero Dispatch Network, Beef sets his sights on a new mission: Recruit a strong pack to take care of his human.
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- Part 1 of Z-team Polycule series
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Birdhouse in your soul by Good_old_fashioned_lover_girl
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 Nov 2025
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Sir Hans Capon has grown into a lonely man. Sad, bitter, and far from the happy, mindless Lordling he used to be; having never found anyone to ever truly love him.
Until Rattay gets a new Captain of the Guards. Henry of Skalitz- quiet, hardened by years of endless battles; having never met anyone to love after losing his home.
They meet. And, throughout the months, they bring each other back to life again.
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13 Oct 2025
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When Shepard died the first time, Cerberus specialists implanted a graybox in his brain—and, when it was destroyed by the blast on the Citadel, his memories of the year since his resurrection were destroyed along with it. Kaidan keeps his distance in order to keep Shepard from feeling trapped by the implications of a relationship he doesn’t even remember, trying to rebuild the Citadel while Shepard tries to rebuild what might still be between them. Written for the Mass Effect Big Bang 2012. It also wasn’t the first time he’d held onto hope that Shepard wasn’t dead.
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18 Jun 2025
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Set during Mass Effect 1. Kaidan and Shepard get snowed in on Noveria, and biotics run hot. When the carburetor started failing them, it was only a matter of time before the planet’s unfriendly temperature—just one of the hostiles they were dealing with—started to freeze the fuel.