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What makes someone a monster? Is it appearance, urges, or reputation that earn the labeling of others? Or is it the actions and choices one makes?
And can a monster ever become something else? Can new choices ever wash away the stain of blood?
Meeting a young boy with a monstrous visage in the middle of a destroyed village sets Kisame on the path to looking for the answers to those questions. And more.
Maybe the outcast men and woman that Bloody Mist tried to shape into monsters and demons can band together and raise a new, better Kiri out of out of the bloody ocean of its past.
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In the middle of a mission in Fire Country, Kisame not only discovers he's an omega, but that he's going into heat. Worse, the enemy alpha smells so good. This leads to some very unpleasant discoveries about Kiri, his master, and his own upbringing. It's a very bad week.
After receiving a very disturbing note from the Kiri mole feeding Konoha information, Ibiki leads a capture mission only to end up faced with the Monster of Kiri as an omega in first heat. Worse, the enemy omega smells irresistible triggering his rut, and things only get more complicated from there. It's a very bad week.
Finally getting to indulge in their now desperate heat-rut-fuelled desire at the end of the bad week makes everything worth it, right?
(Eventual happy ending)
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Kisame meets Killer Bee on a mission, and Bee's been waiting to proposition him for years, apparently. Finally being ready to try out this sex stuff and having a teammate 100% on board with enabling such shenanigans means Kisame says yes.
And the sex totally blows away any expectations he had. Worth it.
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Rescue a girl from drowning and save a life, but teach a girl to fight and save the world.
OR: Kisame wanted to have a chat with Zabuza, but he found a girl nearly drowning instead and saved her because why not? This has world-shaking consequences.
Meanwhile, Sakura gets rescued, gets a crush, and vows Never Again. The ripple effects of her deciding to get strong end up saving the world.
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As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.
The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.
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“A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.
“A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.
Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”
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I fell into Naruto again ><
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27 May 2025
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Also known as the "*slaps roof of fic* this bad boy can fit so many fuckin AUs in it"
Sakura's family immigrated to Kiri instead of Konoha. She gets put on a Genin team with Haku and Chojuro and the three of them end up being taught by Kisame. This is the Pastel squad.
Basically nothing bad ever happened to anyone: Obito, Kushina, Minato, Nawaki, and Dan never died, there was no Uchiha massacre, there was no era of Bloody Mist, Mei's running Kiri with Zabuza, Utakata, Yagura, and Kisame at her back, Orochimaru is the good guy we always knew he could be, and nobody's having any of Hiruzen or Danzo's shit. This is the Promiseland.Expect lots of fuzzy feelings and flagrant disregard of canon.
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27 May 2025
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The awakening of his knife has woken Keith's Galra blood - it seems he is an omega, and is due to go into heat for the first time, on a base full of alphas he barely knows.
Lucky for him? Everyone here is intimately familiar with first heats, and he may not like it, but the Blade of Marmora is here for him in this, especially. If only it wasn't so embarrassing...
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27 May 2025
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Senju Tobirama was a suspicious bastard. Kisame could respect that.
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