can_i_disappear_please
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love is something I deserve (but you, I deserve more) by eh (can_i_disappear_please)
Fandoms: クレヨンしんちゃん | Crayon Shin-chan - All Media Types
20 Jul 2025
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Kazama just wants Shinchan to take life seriously.
Shinchan just wants Kazama to take him seriously.
It’s really that simple, or is it?
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Shubman had two candies, his cricket kit, and an extra towel in his possession when he first met Ishan.
Scratch that-- one candy.
Or: Shubman and Ishan meet for the first time in 2018, get separated, meet again, get separated again, and the cycle continues till 2021.
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- Part 1 of the lives we owe
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the lives we owe by can_i_disappear_please, eh (can_i_disappear_please)
Fandom Cricket RPF
12 Mar 2025
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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Eight years after the Battle of Hogwarts,
A famous, divorced, depressed Saviour who can no longer find meaning in his life,
A former Death Eater returning from his exile in France, widowed and with a baby...
Magic happens.Or how Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter ended up being bound by a son, seventy-seven vows and a D/s contract.
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- Part 1 of Granted Wishes
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Thursday Night Comedy Hour by Goneagon (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 May 2022
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Satoru wanted to become a comedian, so he dropped out of college. Suguru wanted to be a teacher; he dropped out of college after Satoru told him about his dream. They perform on Thursday nights because they can’t afford to rent the stage on Friday. The walk home never changes, the Family Mart ramen tastes the same as it always does.
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Satosugu Comedy Duo AU // Harattare Honpo
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16 Sep 2024
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EVERYONE NEEDSS TO READ THJS I CAN'T
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When Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts for eighth year pregnant, vile rumours start spreading like wildfire. The Daily Prophet is full of wild speculations and outrageous assertions. Professor McGonagall seems to know something, and Malfoy's firm refusal to reveal the other father simply adds more fuel to the flames.
Harry Potter is desperately curious about the identity of the father of Malfoy's child. He feels utterly dumbfounded when an ancient paternal bond activates in the Great Hall, proclaiming him as the father. And what's worse, Draco Malfoy looks just as shocked as he feels.