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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Reader is having one of those 'off' days. Copia makes it his personal mission to try and fix that.

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    23 Jul 2024

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    You take another drag and tilt your head back to blow smoke up into the air in a narrow, swift column. "I wanted to ask - is it that smoking on balconies is required for initiation into the Homo-Sexual Underground, or is it just something you feel compelled to do once you join?"

    In which Kim and Harry discuss the mistakes of the past, the potential of the future, and whether or not the moon is, in fact, a cryptid.

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    14 May 2024

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    Jean is somewhat correct. The lack of sleep (and nothing else, Jean confirms, and you flush with relief) has made Harry…well. It’s made him…something.

    He stands in your apartment doorway, propped up by Vicquemare, and pulls a face somewhere between ‘eating a lemon’ and a smile, all crinkled eyes and pursed lips. Jean’s face is just the lemon.

    “Where d’you want me to put this oaf, then?” Jean asks, and Harry mutters ‘fuckin’ rude’ whilst Jean manhandles him towards one of the two chairs at your tiny kitchen table. He slumps there, and you stand over him with Vicquemare, until the combined image of the two of you causes Harry to blush, to cover his face with two hairy paws and giggle.

    “S-stop!” He hiccups. Jean audibly sighs and looks up at the ceiling. You excuse yourself on the basis of making tea, so neither one of your guests sees your smirk.

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    In which Harrier Du Bois gets a bit silly this time.

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    03 May 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    Harry and Kim don't even wait until they leave the office.

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    18 Mar 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    In which Kim cooks dinner, Harry worries about werewolves, and a small miracle is performed. Also: a wedding.

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    15 Mar 2024