10 Bookmarks by captaindandy
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Reader is having one of those 'off' days. Copia makes it his personal mission to try and fix that.
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23 Jul 2024
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You take another drag and tilt your head back to blow smoke up into the air in a narrow, swift column. "I wanted to ask - is it that smoking on balconies is required for initiation into the Homo-Sexual Underground, or is it just something you feel compelled to do once you join?"
In which Kim and Harry discuss the mistakes of the past, the potential of the future, and whether or not the moon is, in fact, a cryptid.
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14 May 2024
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Après L’Espionnage, Le Sommeil by pilotfive for itsGERALD
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
20 Aug 2022
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Jean is somewhat correct. The lack of sleep (and nothing else, Jean confirms, and you flush with relief) has made Harry…well. It’s made him…something.
He stands in your apartment doorway, propped up by Vicquemare, and pulls a face somewhere between ‘eating a lemon’ and a smile, all crinkled eyes and pursed lips. Jean’s face is just the lemon.
“Where d’you want me to put this oaf, then?” Jean asks, and Harry mutters ‘fuckin’ rude’ whilst Jean manhandles him towards one of the two chairs at your tiny kitchen table. He slumps there, and you stand over him with Vicquemare, until the combined image of the two of you causes Harry to blush, to cover his face with two hairy paws and giggle.
“S-stop!” He hiccups. Jean audibly sighs and looks up at the ceiling. You excuse yourself on the basis of making tea, so neither one of your guests sees your smirk.
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In which Harrier Du Bois gets a bit silly this time.
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03 May 2024
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Harry and Kim don't even wait until they leave the office.
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18 Mar 2024
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In which Kim cooks dinner, Harry worries about werewolves, and a small miracle is performed. Also: a wedding.
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15 Mar 2024
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Running Up That Hill by PositivelyVexed for finkpishnets
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
25 Dec 2021
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PECEPTION (SIGHT) [Easy: Success] - Ahead of you, Kim is stretching. The lean muscles of his bare shoulders shift as he bends down in a toe-touch before you start. His control over his body is unmatched. He straightens, adjusting his glasses, and starts running.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Medium: Success] - He’s been holding out on us. This is a man with a fine physique.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Maybe this wasn’t a mistake after all?
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07 Mar 2024
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You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up...
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03 Mar 2024
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have you heard the news that you're dead? by wizardlover
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
09 Sep 2022
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“Kim,” you say, and he blinks at you in the middle of putting out his hand. “There’s something fucked up going on.”
“You must be from the 41st. I’m Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi—though you seem to know that already.” He seems tense, for some reason—and his hand is still out. “I’m afraid I wasn’t told who you are.”
“It’s me, Harry! Kim, don’t you remember me? Fuck, there’s something really wrong happening.”
“If you’re referring to the dead body that has been hanging from a tree for seven days—then yes, I agree. It is pretty wrong.” Kim is looking at you with his mouth slightly pursed. There’s no recognition in his eyes—he looks at you like you’re a stranger.
“This can’t be happening." Kim clears his throat.
“You are clearly going through… something. But I would appreciate it if we could focus on the case for the moment.”
“Oh my god,” you say. “We did it already, Kim, but for some reason I’m the only one who remembers! This is some—some cosmic joke from the universe, I’ll tell you that.”
“Okay,” Kim says, slowly. “I’m going to give you a moment while I talk to the manager. You’re going to sit down and sort out whatever it is you’re doing. And then we’re going to take down that corpse.”
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02 Mar 2024
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On the radiographic map of Jamrock, your home is the cancer, Harry. I’m sorry to tell you that it looks terminal.
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28 Feb 2024
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“Why is everything you do so damn cool?” you blurt out, then wish you hadn’t.
Kim smiles. Without hesitation, he begins to tug off the second glove, eyes on you, warm and knowing, though you aren’t entirely sure what it is he knows.
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24 Feb 2024