captainscoffee
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Time marches ever forward, but some things will never change.
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- Part 8 of Tsumei
- Part 14 of Coffee's Naruto-verse
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It's their wedding anniversary and Tsunade has a special request for Mei.
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- Part 3 of Tsumei
- Part 13 of Coffee's Naruto-verse
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Fishy Politics, Decadent Desserts, and Other Catastrophes by captainscoffee
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
19 Nov 2025
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Terumi Mei thought she was prepared to negotiate a historic trade deal between Kiri and Konoha. But she didn't foresee Lady Tsunade.
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- Part 1 of Tsumei
- Part 12 of Coffee's Naruto-verse
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Mei is running late, but there's one thing she'll always find the time for.
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- Part 4 of Tsumei
- Part 11 of Coffee's Naruto-verse
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Tsunade has a plan and Mei is delighted to go along with it.
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- Part 7 of Tsumei
- Part 10 of Coffee's Naruto-verse
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Everything I've written that is set in the Naruto-verse.
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My Mei/Tsunade stories. Sorted in in-universe chronological order.
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“I’ll never let you carry me again”, she grumbles.
I give a mock salute. “Whatever you say, Captain Coffee Bean.”
She rolls her eyes. “Just Kathryn will do.”
Part One of the "Curtains and Masks" Series.
This is my first work, and un-betaed, too. Any mistakes or goofs are completely my own, and I'm happy about each and every feedback, and of course I don't own them nor do I make any money out of this.
And yes, this is a very merry Mary Sue, but I think it's detached enough not to irritate. Again: Feedback is very very welcome!
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- Part 1 of Curtains And Masks
Bookmarked by captainscoffee
30 Nov 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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- English
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- 4,878
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by captainscoffee
20 Mar 2025
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In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.
Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.
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- English
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- 52,195
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by captainscoffee
07 Sep 2023
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A different kind of take on an End Game fix.
“Annika, why are you repairing... a replicator? We have everything you could ever want- you know none of this is allowed.”
I wanted to replicate coffee. I wanted to smell hot coffee...I wanted...
Bookmarked by captainscoffee
28 Feb 2023
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Seven and Janeway are stranded on an uninhabited M-class planet when Janeway goes into heat.
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Bookmarked by captainscoffee
15 Dec 2022