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    Newt has always kept everyone at arm's length because of his heart condition. Will a chance meeting with Thomas lower his carefully placed defenses? Will he let himself be cared for? Or will his fear win the battle?

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    06 Mar 2026

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    When Thomas slips his number into a pretty girls jacket, he doesn’t expect it to actually belong to the boy standing next to her. Thomas has never been interested in men, so why is he excited that the jacket belonged to a handsome blonde?

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    “straight” Thomas accidentally gives his number to Newt instead of Teresa and is strangely happy he messed up.

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    04 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Thomas fell in love with Newt two years ago after they kissed at a party. Neither boy knew that they would one day do it again.

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    The taste and smell of strawberry chapstick, he would later find out, was Newt’s signature scent. He would also eventually find out that Newt religiously bought the chapstick at the dingy gas station down the street from their college. He would find many tubes in his car and his dorm much later in the upcoming two years.

    The scent and taste of strawberry had lingered with him from that night.

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    04 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    “A portrait. Of us,” Erwin clarified.
    “You’ve been spending too much time around those nobles. What ridiculous idea have you come up with this time?” Levi scoffed.
    “I don’t think it’s ridiculous. I had one done when I became Commander,” Erwin shrugged.
    “That’s different. You’re important. High rank. They need paintings of you to parade around and stick in history books, even if just to make a fool of you.”
    “Plenty of people get portraits, Levi,” Erwin said, fingers gently combing through his hair. “Not just… important ones, as you said. Regular people, too.
    “Why?”
    Erwin blinked. “Well, to record, I suppose. To remember and be remembered.”

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    01 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Near-death experiences aren't uncommon in their line of work. Heroes are the ones who risk their lives almost daily.

    Shoto and Katsuki were both called in today. As top heroes, they are two of the first to be called to the scene.

    A group of villains has issued a public threat, one aimed at the city center mall. They claim they've rigged the building with explosives. Hostages have been forced into the industrial freezer units in the basement. The temperatures inside are already dangerously low.

     

    or: Katsuki and Shoto are buried beneath a fallen building.

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    11 Nov 2025