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borrowed problems by cats_and_dr_pepper, Stacks
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
25 May 2025
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Dogma quits his job and moves to a nice coastal town. He's expecting tourists, and shit weather, and to become a habitual recluse.
He is not expecting his nighttime routine to get interrupted by someone to pounding on his door in the middle of a storm.
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- Part 1 of beach bums
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beach bums by cats_and_dr_pepper, Stacks
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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Remove my armor, and I'll remove yours by RedintheMoonlight
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Nov 2025
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“Offer?” Obi Wan mocked confusion. “What offer?”
“For, uh…your lesson,” Cody pleaded for him to understand, “your mouth lesson. The, uh, the next step.”
“Ahh,” Obi Wan pretended to understand just then, “you mean a blowjob lesson. Is that what you’re requesting?”
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Jedi Knight Obi Wan Kenobi teaches Captain Cody all about blowjobs, and Cody teaches him back…
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15 Nov 2025
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Tristan Hughes- charming family man, highly successful contract lawyer and consummate serial killer- opened his eyes as Haruno Sakura, a child in a world where professional assassins were treated as heroes and she smiled.
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- Part 1 of Red Splatter on Pink
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Running Through the Halls of Your Haunted Home by Harliqueen
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
13 Nov 2025
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It's not Sakura's fault she's a bit spacey and distracted. You would be too if the dead refused to leave you alone.
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- Part 2 of Haunted Verse
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How to Redeem Your Past Mistakes, Commit Mild Treason, and Accidentally Build a Family by themidnightguardian
Fandoms: Naruto
12 Mar 2024
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If Kakashi hadn’t seen Naruto living in squalor and Sasuke’s personal trauma shrine and whatever civilian fuckery was happening at Sakura’s house, he’d have at least tried to fail them even if logic told him the Elder Council would never let it fly. Screw the Hokage for that.
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When the Sandaime showed him Naruto’s apartment, he didn’t think that was going to be the tip of the iceberg that was the shitshow of his soon-to-be team. But as it turned out, Naruto wasn't the only one with a less-than-optimal home life. And as it turned out, Kakashi was apparently the only person in Konoha who cared.
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Bookmarked by cats_and_dr_pepper
05 Nov 2025
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Hatake Kakashi has been pulled off of ANBU duty to become a jonin teacher. In effort to keep himself at least somewhat entertained as well as to prevent from having to put too much effort into training his genin, he informs them that a jutsu he made up on the spot is too difficult for them to preform and has them practice until he deems them ready. Meanwhile, Team 7 begins taking after Kakashi, and that includes being interested in this jutsu of his as well.
AKA: Kakashi ends up training his team by trying to not train them, the Leaf Village is convinced Kakashi's making mini-Kakashis out of his students, and enemy nin become scarred for life.
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Bookmarked by cats_and_dr_pepper
04 Nov 2025