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    Ron Weasley promised he'd visit Harry over the summer. For some reason, his best friend didn't seem convinced they'd manage to see each other at all. Ron thinks he's being silly, and besides, a Weasley never breaks their promise.

     

    Or, the Weasleys step in, as one does, and adopt themselves a cute boy savior who desperately needs some love.

    Or, Hermione Granger is just excited to hang out with her friends over the summer.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    When Percy turned four, Sally Jackson sat him down and told him to never ever let anyone get their hands on his coat.

    “Always hide in plain sight, Perseus,” She told him, taking his feathered coat and shaking it out until it became a blue raincoat. “Humans can be quite stupid nowadays. They forget the stories of us, and we need to be thankful for that. Never swim naked, never forget your raincoat, and never ever let someone hold your coat.”

    Percy had the urge to grab his coat and go hide in his room when his mom brought home Smelly Gabe for the first time, but he didn’t. He sat on the couch and pretended to tolerate the man. A precious cloak is a far bigger target than a random old coat. Hiding in plain sight.

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    Selkies and Swan Maidens AU where Percy tries very hard to hide in plain sight, and Poseidon didn't think that getting with a swan would result in a demigod

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    09 Aug 2026

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    “Jocasta,” Master Che looked like she was about to have a meltdown soon. “Have you ever heard of a species from the planet ‘Stewjon’ or is that something else I have to smack someone over the head about?”

    Madame Nu’s face made a weird scrunch of pure confusion and bafflement, “There’s no such planet named ‘Stewjon’ in our recorded Galaxy, Vokara.”

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    Someone finally realises that a planet named 'Stewjon' sounds like bullshit, actually

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    08 Aug 2026

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    06 Aug 2026

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    KTE: Ponds, I appeal to you as a fellow man of reason
    PND: We are not fellows.
    KTE: A man of integrity with the utmost sense of justice.
    WLF: don’t fall for this, he’s trying to demote the 501st ‘s Engineering officer
    KTE: I am not trying to do anything but to retrieve my emotional support device.
    PND: Kote you can’t make up reasons to demote people you don’t like.
    FOX: no you definitely can

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    05 Aug 2026