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The Great Cloud Recesses Run by celerydragon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2025
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Ok, so like… The thing is, Wei Ying – known as Wei Wuxian, in, uhh, certain circles – isn’t from around here.
He didn’t know exactly what he was getting himself into – how would he have known? The people here are so uptight, so cold and resistant to any kind of flirting, that he would never have guessed that such a thing was part of their culture. It didn’t make sense. He thought it was just fun and games – like a race or tag or something, but for grown-ups, and maybe there would be decent prize money for the winner.
Well, he may have lasted the longest, but he certainly doesn’t feel like a winner while scrambling on his hands and knees away from a crazed beast while he wordlessly tries to rip his clothes off him. -
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Lan Zhan has bought something new, something exciting, something to make Wei Ying cry.
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there’s a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in by celerydragon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2024
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Lan Zhan wakes up one morning and his shadow is behaving very strangely. It seems particularly interested in Wei Ying...
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An Omen of Venereal Fortune by celerydragon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Oct 2024
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"Wei Ying, if you do not change then I will put you inside a box so you do not damage anything."
(or: foxxian spends an evening causing havoc and then reaping the rewards)
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take him down, lay him flat by RedStockings for lilkikibat
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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“I’ve spent a whole year on my heel turn and I’m damn good at it,” Wei Ying said. “Now you want me to turn face? You must be joking. Besides, what is the Ghost General supposed to do? Third wheel my dates? Watch while I hold hands with Lan Zhan and skip into the sunset?”
“No, you’re going to stay a heel. But you’re going to focus all your attention on Hanguang Jun. Try and seduce him over to your side.”
Wei Ying felt the word seduce rattle around him like the echo of a bell. Seduce Hanguang Jun? He wouldn’t dare.
But Lan Zhan seems oddly invested in this romance storyline. His acting is far too believable. But it’s only pretend, right?
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30 Jul 2025
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stray cat strut by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2024
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Lan Wangji lifts his head to press his lips to Xiao-Hei's forehead, the kiss an expression of all the affection he has to offer.
“Prrt?” Xiao-Hei says, and stretches, and—
The weight on Lan Wangji increases abruptly, and his hands aren't touching soft fur anymore, they're touching soft skin—bare skin—and he's looking down into Xiao-Hei's yellow, slitted eyes, though not into Xiao-Hei's little cat face, but the face of a man.
A beautiful, startled, very naked man.
Or: Lan Wangji finds himself with a stray cat he didn't want, then a stray cultivator he pretends not to want, and then a stray boyfriend he definitely wants.
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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02 Aug 2024
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touch me deep, pure and true by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jul 2024
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“You are a unique case,” Lan Wangji said. “I am not sure I will be able to help you. Even the methods of investigation will need to be experimental.”
“Does that mean you won’t help?” Jiang Yanli asked.
“No,” Lan Wangji answered slowly. He looked at Wei Wuxian. “But you must understand that the process would not always be... comfortable. And that, despite the possible discomfort, there are no guarantees that anything I learn will lead to a solution.”
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Wei Wuxian goes to renowned scholar Lan Wangji for help with his core injury. In a twist that neither of them were expecting, it turns out that the solution to all his problems is a whole lot of magical, kinky sex.
Like... a whole lot. But it's all for very important Reasons, they swear!
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24 Jul 2024
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A Public Education by scribblingaround
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Sep 2020
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“Wei Wuxian,” the person says, and he is startled at being spoken to directly all of a sudden. “Always so disruptive, so arrogant. Look at you now.”
The person’s voice sounds familiar but he can’t quite place it. “Well I can’t really look,” he says, before he can consider if it’s a good idea, “You know. Because of the blindfold?”
Kinkmeme prompt: If you break enough rules in Cloud Recesses, before you're kicked out you're tied up somewhere public where anyone who wants to can fuck you. Wei Wuxian hits this limit.
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06 May 2024