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• Minimum Wage & Maximum Problems by chickenuke

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga), Original Work  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  15 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • England (Hetalia)/Reader
  • England (Hetalia) & Reader
  • England (Hetalia)
  • America (Hetalia)
  • China (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Prussia (Hetalia)
  • Age Difference
  • England is Named Arthur Kirkland (Hetalia)
  • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
  • NON canon England behaviors
  • One-Sided Attraction
  • Angst and Feels
  • Men Crying
  • One Night Stands
  • Rejection
  • Obsessive Behavior
  • Time Period: 1960’s
  • Period-Typical Sexism
  • Porn With Plot
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Dirty Talk
  • Dirty Thoughts
  • Beatles mentioned HEAVILY

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,484

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  37

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  441

• Can’t Buy Me, Love! (=´ω`=) by chickenuke

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  08 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • England/France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia) & Reader
  • France (Hetalia)/Reader
  • France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • America (Hetalia)
  • Russia (Hetalia)
  • China (Hetalia)
  • Reader
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Exhibitionism
  • France watches you and England getting it on
  • Crack
  • Poorly written
  • Based on that one Beatles game
  • Eventual Smut
  • Porn With Plot

  Summary

  Your fat gump of a mother sells you to the Allied Powers during WWII. You meet personified countries and become their puppy (like literally) they make you sleep inside a cage. There’s two bickering fucking idiots who have a strange sexual tension going on and you end up becoming their goontastic partner!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,850

  Chapters:

  4/6

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  45

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  533