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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    Martin's mother is coming to London to meet his boyfriend. Except Martin may have fibbed a little...

    Fake dating AU

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    17 Aug 2021

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    CRYINF. LITERAL TEARS.

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    '"Am I really the only one who’s noticed that every time we try to sabotage his plans, he just comes out of it better than ever?”

    “Nonsense. If we do it enough, he’s bound to suffer eventually,” replied Rudyard, who had presumably never heard Einstein’s definition of insanity.

    At this point, valued reader, it occurs to me that some context may do you good. You see, Rudyard and Georgie (and Antigone, begrudgingly) had been scheming for weeks for a new way to disgrace the Chapman name and win back some business, after Chapman had announced a truly inexcusable plan, an insult to all values held by Funn Funerals: he would be hosting a Village Tea Dance.'

    (or: fellas, is it gay to slow dance with your rival because he double dared you)

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    06 Aug 2021

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    THE TENSION! THE ATMOSPHERE! JESUS I THINK I'VE JUST BEEN BROUGHT UP TO HEAVEN

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Jon and Martin go to a Ceilidh, and experience some of the perks of living in Scotland

    “A ceilidh,” said Martin with a grin. “That’d be fun, right?”

    “A ceilidh?” echoed Jon.

    “It’s a dance,” said Martin, slipping his phone back into his pocket. “Scottish dancing – you know, with the spinning, and bagpipes and fiddles.”

    Jon wrinkled his brow. “I know what a ceilidh is, Martin. I just – why did you take a photo?”

    “To show you,” he said simply. “It’d be fun. C’mon, Jon – we can’t stay holed up in the cottage forever.”

    “We should’ve,” muttered Jon. “Bloody freezing out here.”

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    03 Aug 2021

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    THIS IS SO SWEET IM 😭