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    This thing with Rozanov – it's gotten a little out of hand. It started years ago, when they were both new on the job and stupidly nervous. They'd ended up at the same hotel during a series of clippers somewhere in Ontario, and somehow a night of griping about the realities of field reporting ended with Shane spread out in Ilya's bed.

     

    or, Shane and Ilya are field reporters for rival weather channels who keep ending up in bed together.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Dear Shane,

    I don't think I have ever properly communicated to you just how much I love you. I love you with everything I have and everything I will ever have. My life is tethered to you, and I don't know what I would do if you were taken away from me. I have loved you since the very beginning. The first time you said my name, I think I was done for. I saw your freckles under the cloudy Saskatchewan sky and I wanted to kiss them. It terrified me for years, the way I was drawn to you, but I couldn't fight the pull of my heart to yours.

    When we kissed that first night, I found my home, even though I didn't know it yet. I left your room that night and stared at the ceiling all night, unable to sleep. I didn't know why, because it was just sex. But it wasn't. It never was, because I loved you.

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    Or, Ilya reads the Waterloo Letters and writes a love letter of his own. Shane finds it years later.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Shane grew up surrounded by alpha posturing, declaring in the locker rooms how too big and too much their alpha cocks were, and Shane learned to take it as it was; overcompensation.

    Because any chance that he was able to sneak a glance in the shower stalls or the urinals, he’d roll his eyes over what they classified as too big and too much.

    When Shane saw Ilya Rozanov’s cock for the first time in the locker room shower the summer before their rookie year, Shane thought he’d finally found too big, but not too much.

    Not to Shane, anyhow.

    Or; Alpha Ilya Rozanov has never been able to spend his rut with a partner. Shane Hollander is up for the challenge.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Ilya and Shane attend Bad Bunny's No Me Quiero Ir De Aqui residency in Puerto Rico.

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    Shane gets a little cross-faded at a Bad Bunny concert and it maybe ends up on the internet. Oops.

    Alternatively, the one in which I prove that "Safaera" is Shane's song, but Ilya's is "Seda." iykyk.

    **Now updated to include a little spicy post-concert scene. Can be read without, if you prefer!**

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?”

    Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.”

    He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything?

    It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.”

    OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.

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    08 Feb 2026