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    Are You Gonna Be My Girl by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)  

    09 Nov 2025

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    Moving the summer of your senior year is a sick, twisted joke. Goodbye house, goodbye Löded Diper, goodbye everyone and everything Rodrick Heffley has ever known. Luckily—as his mom keeps reminding him—he has his cousin Janis to show him the world of North Shore High.

    After the worst spring semester of her life, Regina George is ready to close the book and enter senior year a new woman. Spine? Healed. Therapist? Acquired. Social life? Getting hit by a bus helped stitch it back together. Sure, things are different, but not worse. And, she has a plan: no gossip, no boys, no being a bitch to her new friends.

    Only problem? Rodrick's never liked anything better than disrupting plans, and he happens to be the only person who wasn't there to witness junior year.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Battle of Eagles by

    Fandom: Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed - All Media Types

    10 Sep 2018

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    29 Oct 2025

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    a kiss with a fist is better than none by

    Fandoms: Bullet Train (2022)  

    27 May 2025

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    Ladybug shoots Tangerine on a train in Japan. Tangerine shoots Ladybug in a church in France. They fuck for the first time in a hotel in Argentina and their first kiss is in a bar in Canada.

     

    There’s a whole lot in between, though.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    How to Rest by

    Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)  

    09 Sep 2025

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    The listing was straightforward enough.

    Concerned older brother seeking to employ November University student to perform routine check-ins on younger brother on his behalf. Professional demeanor mandatory. Must use discretion.

    Nicholas was about to scroll past the post when something else caught his eye.

    Offering $100/week for the right candidate.

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    16 Sep 2025

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    the real banishment is the family we made along the way by

    Fandoms: Thor (Movies)  

    11 Dec 2017

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    Hela did not ask for company in her sealed-up world, but evidently Odin is economical in containment strategies for his misbegotten children.

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    27 Aug 2025