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    Off the Rails by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Nov 2020

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    An adaptation of the movie Trainwreck (Amy Schumer/Bill Hader), featuring Draco in Amy's role. Part of the Dramione RomCom Fest 💚
     
    “Pans.” Draco’s head falls back petulantly. “I can't interview Granger, especially not about how she's healing Potter. Neither of them are going to want to talk to me. Make Creevey do it.”

    “No, you'll do it. And don't sulk at me, Draco.” Pansy shuts him down immediately, not that he expected to talk her out of it. She gives assignments, not suggestions. “Old Quidditch rivalries. Gryffindor Princess confiding in the Prince of Slytherin, with a side of The Boy Who Lived. You’re the only one for it.” She drops her pen on her notepad with finality. “She’s also fit as hell now. I’d even fuck her, so our readers will be drooling over her. This is easy, Draco. Don’t fuck it up.”

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    16 May 2021

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    Amateur Cartography by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    21 Aug 2011

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    That one-night stand with Draco Malfoy was a mistake. Hermione doesn't make mistakes, or at least she isn't supposed to. She's working hard at her Ministry career, however frustrating and pointless her job may be, and she's also got to live up to everyone's expectations as Hogwarts's most famous Muggle-born and a top-tier War Hero. So, why is she still sleeping with Draco Malfoy, ex-Death Eater and infamous pureblood? And why isn't she certain that she wants to stop?

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    14 Jul 2020

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    <3

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    Of Rules & Gamblers - A Shakespearean Tale by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    02 Mar 2020

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    A Shakespearean tale - set in the times of Jane Austen.

    Cousins Hermione Granger and Susan Bones grew up as sisters with their Aunt Amelia. With Susan's open - and at times naive - nature, their aunt sees only one way to keep her as safe as the more mature Hermione while they complete their education far away at Hogwarts.
    Susan may be courted so long as Hermione chooses a suitor as well.
    Not happy about this new rule, Susan's suitor Blaise Zabini asks his friend Draco Malfoy for help - much to the dismay of their mutual friend Theodore Nott, who does not appreciate the ladies' hearts being gambled with.

    Based on Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew” and its adaption “10 Things I Hate About You.”

    EDIT: This fic is on temporary hiatus!

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    15 Feb 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What a divine combination of things I love, Dramione and 10 Things I hate about you.

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    Dancer Adjusting Her Shoulder Strap by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    02 Jan 2025

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    ‘Well it doesn’t make any difference whether or not Malfoy wants a torrid love affair because he can’t have one on his own.’

    ‘Oh please. Are you trying to insinuate that if he rocked up to you with that face and that body, and said hey Granger let’s do something my Father will never hear about, you would walk away?!’

    ‘I am not going to have a torrid love affair with Malfoy!’

    ‘We’ll see.’ Ginny said knowingly.

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    Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry's dropped a bombshell on everyone. Draco Malfoy's been recruited as his Auror Partner and 'he's not as bad as he used to be'. But if he's Harry's problem, why does it constantly seem to fall to Hermione to babysit that bloody ferret? And just how much babysitting is going to be expected of her?

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    11 Jun 2018

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    Cute story. Really loved the starting chapters!

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    The Gods Must Be Crazy by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    18 Jan 2020

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    Lady Narcissa Malfoy makes Hermione Granger a proposition: save her son, and change the world... But, how does Hermione even begin to save a wizard who just wants to be left alone?

    What is wrong with Draco Malfoy, and why does Hermione have to marry him to save his life? Dark magic and mysterious curses are the least of her problems as she prepares to take control of the Wizangamot whilst infiltrating the inner circles of Pureblood society.

    21/12/2020 - Currently being rewritten

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    10 Dec 2019