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Hermione smoothed her hands over her curls in the mirror, trying to tame the smaller fly-aways that always appeared when she was nervous.
“You don’t mind, right?” she asked, turning to face Neville, who was sitting on the chair in front of her vanity.
Neville simply rolled his eyes. “Hermione, I’ve already told you a million times, it’s fine. It’s not like I’ll be a third wheel all night, right? Whatshername will be there still?”
Hermione nodded. “Pansy, she was in our year too, remember?”
Neville couldn’t have forgotten her if he had tried.
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Neville has pined for Pansy Parkinson for years, getting a small window to reconnect with the now closed-off former crush, who ignites the old feelings within him. Pansy must now learn to love again, over shared coffee and contemplations.
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27 Sep 2026
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Hermione finds herself planted against the wall with Malfoy kissing a trail of fire down her skin.
“We could have that,” he croaks.
Hermione shakes her head vehemently. “They love each other. We despise each other.”
He pulls back and Hermione flinches at the expression he’s wearing. He looks like someone who has seen something terrible — eyes unfocused and face taking on a sort of stricken expression.
“We don’t need to love each other,” he says in a strangled whisper that holds the weight of words unspoken. And then in a sort of desperate plea, “We don’t even need to like each other.”
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27 Sep 2026
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Sixteen years post-war, Draco Malfoy has reinvented himself: Head Auror of the French Ministry, internationally respected, hero-adjacent, and absolutely not still a security risk (depending on who you ask). So when Harry Potter lures him back to Britain with the promise of power, prestige and MILD public outrage, Draco's only question is: how bad could it possibly be?
Hermione Granger-Weasley is the Ministry's golden girl: war hero, legal prodigy, and the woman most likely to stabilise the government before her second cup of coffee. With Shacklebolt stepping down ahead of the November elections and two dangerously mediocre men circling the job like vultures, Hermione is the obvious - and reluctantly willing - successor. Backed by a few loyal allies, a lot of policy and a marriage that looks respectable (if you squint), she doesn't have time for distractions. Especially not in the form of Draco Malfoy: smug, silver-tongued, and recently hired into her orbit like a bad decision in expensive tailoring. Unfortunately he's infuriatingly competent. And even more unfortunately - he agrees with her.
OR how did Hermione Granger become Minister for Magic and how the fuck did Malfoy get roped into this deluded shit show.
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24 Aug 2026
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Lyra Granger-Malfoy accidentally runs into her grandmother in muggle London. However, Jean Granger doesn't even remember her daughter, let alone know that she has grandchildren.
What happens when Lyra can't stay away from her family and wants to meet her grandparents?
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09 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger has been away from London for six and a half years. When she returns, her son in tow, she runs into the one person she was hellbent on avoiding.
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03 Aug 2026

