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More protests from the group; throwing casual insults that rolled off his back. At least his back could handle that burden of weight.
Robert sighed, though he could feel the smile fighting his lips. At least they seemed to have gotten distracted by something else. Which meant no one was going to bring up—
“Who wants to bet on why Mecha Man threw out his back?!” Prism asked.
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20 Jan 2026
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Maybe it was a bad idea to bring the guy with a noticeable crush on him over to his shitty, sparse apartment under the guise of sharing a drink and "getting to know each other". Maybe it was absolutely fucked how desperately he wanted his hands on Z-Team's very own Waterboy.
He was so going to get fired for this. And it'd be so worth it.
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Or, Robert shooting his shot and getting more than just his mind blown in response.
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19 Jan 2026
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"I never recommend this to anyone," Robert says, "but I think you specifically should try getting high."
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14 Jan 2026
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He hadn’t wanted to have everyone in the entire company know how he lived, but when he’d tried to protest and say he was fine, Alice had let out a cackle, turned to face the eavesdroppers, and started a long rant about what his space looked like.
The only one who hadn’t joined in had been Herman, who shot him a wavering grin and a wiggle of his fingers when Robert had stared at him, silently begging the man for help.
OR: a vague slow burn about two idiots being in love
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- Part 1 of can you imagine?
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08 Jan 2026
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“U-Uhm, hello? Some–is anyone there?”
Robert pauses just in the doorway out of the kitchen, frowning. What the hell was Waterboy doing calling in? Everyone was dismissed hours ago.
Robert clicks the little button on the headset. “Waterboy? What’s up?”
Only then does he start slowly making his way back to his desk. The lights are all off, save for the lamp at the corner of his desk, and the warm, dim glow does nothing to help his exhaustion. “W–uh. Hey! Robert, yes–yeah. So I’m just. Well, I-I have a sort of, you know, situation.”
OR Robert's trying to finish up some late-night assignments. Waterboy is a disaster. It works out for them.
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05 Jan 2026
