15 Bookmarks by clydeno
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Lae’zel’s breath grows heavy. “You feel it too?”
“Yes.”
“Tsk’va!” Lae’zel swears even as the knowledge makes her sick with lust. “I believe we have been poisoned. The wizard’s confections—”
Shadowheart lets out a small manic laugh devoid of any real humour. “It’s not poison,” she says with a trembling voice. “I think they were aphrodisiacs. I assume one or two are sufficient to do the job.” Lae’zel isn’t sure if Shadowheart is going to laugh or cry when she says, “We ate an entire bag.”
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27 Jan 2024
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Shadowheart fucks Lae'zel with a magic cock.
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10 Nov 2023
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When the party goes around talking about who they find the most attractive, Shadowheart has a startling realization about the Githyanki woman seated across from her.
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10 Nov 2023
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“Do not deny yourself,” says Lae’zel. Her eyes are burning with passion. “I could taste how much your fantasy of me pleased you. I will gratify you in the flesh, if you would like me to.”
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When Shadowheart finds some privacy one night, she underestimates how easily her illithid tadpole broadcasts her thoughts. Without her knowledge, Lae'zel receives the tail end of her fantasies, and she decides to confront her about what she saw.
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10 Nov 2023
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Lae'zel and Shadowheart are notorious in their party for two things - being both exceptionally good at their roles, and being, at all times, a hair-breadth from killing one another.
Or so they would have their party think.
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24 Oct 2023
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“Just when I thought I’d seen the depravity of your kind at its fullest. Stealing a poor dog’s ball?” Shadowheart makes a grab for the ball; Lae’zel tosses it to her other hand, grimacing at the sheen of drool it leaves behind. “For what purpose? Just to ruin the day of a being actually capable of feeling joy?”
“By the hells, Shadowheart, she’s taking the thing for a bloody walk,” Wyll says from his tent.
“A walk,” Shadowheart repeats, crossing her arms. “Why?”
“I assume the animals of this world require some amount of exercise if they’re not to collapse under the weight of their own atrophying muscles,” Lae’zel says. “But you wouldn’t know, would you? Do the disciples of Shar pre-kill their pets so they can skip right to the loss?”
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Lae'zel starts to take Scratch out for daily walks. Shadowheart's determined to figure out why.
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24 Oct 2023
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Romantic is exactly what this would be, Laudna thought to herself rather proudly. She’s read books! So much of the last few decades was spent reading tales of gripping romance and enrapturing stories of love and fate. She would even spend time reading them to Pâté, hoping to teach him both some basic literacy and, of course, how to properly treat anyone that might catch his fancy. Okay, maybe she didn’t do a good job with Pâté she can admit, but that doesn’t mean she didn’t teach herself damnit! Fiddling with the delicate box that now sat in her bag, she smiled gently at the thought of Imogen’s reaction to her gift.
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Laudna wants to give Imogen the romantic date she deserves. And maybe a shiny new gift. What better time than in Zephrah when they have a moment to finally breathe?
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17 Aug 2023
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Five Times Jamie Moriarty asked Joan Watson Out (and one time she grudgingly said yes) by anamatics
Fandoms: Elementary (TV)
10 Jan 2014
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[or, five times Jamie Moriarty makes a horribly wrong assumption about Joan Watson, and one time she respects the hell out of her and finally gets what she wanted all along]
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10 Jan 2014
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Jamie Moriarty has always been drawn to the unusual and surprising. After suffering defeat at the hands of Joan Watson, she finds herself playing another game. This time, she's certain that she has all the right cards.
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05 Jan 2014
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"There's a baby on our doorstep," Joan said.
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Joan thinks that the only privacy she has is in the shower, until one day Sherlock joins her.
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Five times Joan Waston refused to entertain Sherlock's demands for training.
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Elementary college!AU. In which Joan is a senior and a dorm RA, Irene Adler makes a lot of trouble and then goes through even more in order to seduce Joan into not being a tattle-tale. Of course, Sherlock Holmes is involved somehow.
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If Moriarty were Napoleon, she'd be her Waterloo. Sherlock, her Austerlitz.
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Moriarty paints; Joan is painted.
