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Lucy blinked. “So, if you have sex, you won’t turn feral?”
Cooper shrugged. He knew how it sounded.
“Then let’s do that!” she said.
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aka what if post-nut clarity could save a life
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Lee Russell is not a woman.
He's obviously a dude. Neal doesn't have any illusions about that. Russell dresses like he gets his clothes from Build-a-Bear or some shit, but it's not like he's wearing skirts and pantyhose.
So Neal Gamby just needs to accept the fact that he wants to fuck a dude. One dude, specifically.
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known the warmth of your doorways by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024)
08 Mar 2026
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He hears rustling from behind a pile of rocks in that direction, and then: “Sorry!” One hand emerges, held up in an empty apology. He’d consider shooting a hole through it, but he knows that voice, and--if he gets closer--yep, he knows that index finger, too.
“What the hell are you doing, vaultie?”
Lucy MacLean stands, and--Hell--her face lights up when she sees him.
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easy done, our little remedy by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Vice Principals (TV)
22 Feb 2026
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Neal had given out enough detentions for obscene shouting in the hallways to know ass-eating was, like, a thing. The kids–-sick degenerates–-were always yelling about it. He had never imagined it as a thing he'd be doing.
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“Do you want to help? You can say no, of course!”
Gathering his thoughts, The Ghoul props himself up on his elbows to look down at her. She's looking right back, utterly guileless and unafraid as she ever is when walking straight into trouble.
“Miss Lucy MacLean, are you asking me to fuck you?”
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chivalry fell on its sword by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Dec 2021
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So, unfortunately, to some degree I have Ianthe to thank for your continued existence, which, again, I do not love. I might go so far as to say I loathe it, but it means that I didn’t accidentally knock you into oblivion when I surfaced in your body, so I’m more grateful to that tall drink of skank than anyone else on this not-literally God-forsaken ship.
What I’m saying is: my feelings about Ianthe are complicated.
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Gideon is back in her own body. Harrow is not.
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kiss like real people do by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Nov 2021
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“This was completely unnecessary,” Harrow says, the this in question being Gideon’s fist fight with a handful of Edenite recruits overheard making unsavory remarks about Harrow in a crowded corridor. Gideon hadn’t even started the fight, technically, but when she told the offending parties to shut their mouths, it turned physical, and she wasn’t complaining about the chance to show a few assholes what happens when they take a stab--verbal or otherwise--at her necromancer.
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Having undone the Lyctoral process, Gideon and Harrow find they have some things to work out.
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like jonah on the ocean by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Aug 2021
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Coronabeth is not Judith's cavalier, which means she can be something else.
(The one where Corona gets them a strap)
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a call to motion by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Jun 2021
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Harrow and Gideon watch a porno.
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the common tongue by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Jun 2021
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Harrow and Gideon work at Taco Bell. Messy walk-in hook-ups occur. Baja Blast is consumed.
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eyes and words so icy, oh but she burns by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Jun 2021
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The one where Gideon is a hockey player and Harrow needs a figure skating partner. Have you ever seen classic hockey player/figure skater rom-com The Cutting Edge? Neither have I!
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growing black irises in the sunshine by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Apr 2021
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Gideon is a knock-off UPS driver (and aspiring gaming Twitch streamer) and Harrow has a fairly successful OnlyFans. They're dating. This is just really horny fluff.
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slaves to any semblance of touch by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Feb 2021
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Harrow has a visitor.
In which we play fast and loose with any rules regarding spirit magic for the sake of some slightly sad pornography.
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join them the wretched and joyful by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux
14 Dec 2020
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He and Raoul had reached an equilibrium, of course, somewhat by necessity. What else can two men do when they love the same woman and she wishes to continue loving both of them?
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like the damp grass that yields by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Lore Olympus (Webcomic)
15 Sep 2020
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Hades has been working too hard lately. This is JUST porn.
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don't give it a hand, offer it a soul by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber
11 Sep 2020
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When Christine runs off the stage after Twisted Every Way, what convinces her to come back?
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honey, you're familiar by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Lore Olympus (Webcomic)
06 Sep 2020
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“I wanted to tell you that I’m sick of…” she gestured at the space between them, “...this”
His eyes went wide, looking down at her with surprise, with hurt, and--oh sugar snaps, she was already screwing this up.
*UPDATE: now featuring a second chapter!
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gonna save me, call me baby by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Lore Olympus (Webcomic)
04 Sep 2020
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Hades and Persephone go to a party.
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your friends are a fate that befell me by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber
25 Aug 2020
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The Final Lair, but Sexy.
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relax and catch the manic rhapsody by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber
20 Aug 2020
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The one where Erik is a phone sex operator.