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  1. How Rita Skeeter Got Her Raise by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    29 Aug 2026

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    Harry had to change tactics, that was all.
    To do something that would throw Malfoy off completely.

    What if…

    “Speechless?” sneered Malfoy.
    Harry lifted his gaze and braced himself for what he was about to say.

    “Do you have a crush on me?”

    *****

    When Harry tries to unsettle Draco by accusing him of crushing on him, he cannot presume how fast the rumours about their non-existent secret relationship spread through Hogwarts.

    Things get even more complicated when Rita Skeeter senses material for her next scandal article. And the Daily Prophet has always space for their favourite champion and his mishaps.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    40
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    11
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