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How Rita Skeeter Got Her Raise by coldspaghettiwater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Aug 2026
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Harry had to change tactics, that was all.
To do something that would throw Malfoy off completely.What if…
“Speechless?” sneered Malfoy.
Harry lifted his gaze and braced himself for what he was about to say.“Do you have a crush on me?”
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When Harry tries to unsettle Draco by accusing him of crushing on him, he cannot presume how fast the rumours about their non-existent secret relationship spread through Hogwarts.
Things get even more complicated when Rita Skeeter senses material for her next scandal article. And the Daily Prophet has always space for their favourite champion and his mishaps.
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When an unfortunate health-related mishap occurs in the middle of the pre-season game, professional Quidditch Chaser Potter is left benched before the season has even started.
But it's not all doom and gloom. He's tasked with mentoring the team's last-minute replacement - Draco Malfoy.
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Sonnenwind by ghostly_gay
Fandoms: The Three Investigators | Die drei ??? - Various Authors
28 Jun 2026
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Der Sommer in Kalifornien hat zwischen den vielen Fällen der drei Fragezeichen auch noch ein paar andere Dinge zu bieten. Und wenn die drei nicht gerade auf dem Schrottplatz arbeiten unternehmen sie alles mögliche zusammen; nur muss Justus dieses Mal etwas häufiger absagen als sonst. Bob ist sich nicht sicher, wie gut sein armes Herz es vertragen wird, längere Zeiträume komplett alleine mit Peter Shaw zu sein.
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18 Jul 2026
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das mit dem brief
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“So, I was thinking—” Neville cut off, causing Harry to peer up curiously. Neville’s eyes were narrowed on the flower, small frown marring his features. “Oh, how rude.”
“What’s rude? It’s just a flower. Strange, since Malfoy sent it to me. Do you think he was cursed? I mean, it’s not like him to be nice.”
Neville snorted, mouth twitching rapidly. “No, it’s not,” He agreed readily. “Malfoy sending this makes perfect sense though. The flower means, Beauty is your only attraction."
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Or... the one where Harry and Draco have a flower war. Their tamest fight yet to date as they trade silent insults, cutting barbs and even a few compliments sprinkled in.- Language:
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18 Jul 2026
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it s just rly funny
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Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
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18 Jul 2026
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tonks is a ghost, kinda funny, light hearted
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Draco returns for his eighth year at Hogwarts in an attempt to salvage whatever he can of his future. His plan: sit as many N.E.W.T.s as possible, distance himself from the Malfoy name, and keep out of trouble. Of course, with his father on trial and at risk of unthinkable punishment, not to mention the anxiety-fueled "episodes" that have been plaguing him since summer, the school year doesn't go so smoothly. Especially when Harry Potter keeps seeking him out.
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18 Jul 2026
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HEAVY on the last 2 tags, rly good chemistry
drama with lucius, he is supposed to have the dementors kiss and draco has the vial with portkey for him
Harry doesn't want to be touchedd