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DI Lestrade said that Sherlock Holmes was a great man, and one day, if they were very lucky, he'd be a good one. John Watson is many things, but lucky isn't one of them.
This is the story of how the impossible happens.
(Now in chapters for easy downloading!)
The lovely Miamam translated this work into Czech, which is a labor of love if there ever was one. I'm humbled and so very grateful.
Podfic by the incredible, patient, hard-working, and talented AxeMeAboutAxiomancy. Srsly, people. I can't even with the love. Thank you, you wonderful, wonderful person.
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29 Dec 2024
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Offerings had always tasted bitter to Stiles when prayers used to be bonds.
But humans forgot that they could be flesh and blood, and the limitations vanished. Humans forgot Stiles, and allowed him to change.
These days Stiles is weak, but Stiles can be.
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06 May 2024
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Derek is too big, and strong, and a werewolf. He knows perfectly well what men are and aren’t allowed to be.
Stiles would beg to differ.
In which there are pretty boys, flowers, panties, glitter, and Stiles gives a heartfelt fuck you to the concept of toxic masculinity.
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03 May 2024
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“Well Stiles, you told me a few weeks ago that you thought Derek was leading a cult.”
At that Derek whipped his head toward Stiles in shock. “You thought I was a cult leader?”
Stiles will not be shamed. “Well, either you or Peter. Peter made more sense, but since he deferred to you that one time I was a little unsure. I mean, what else could I think with all the weird shit going on. You, hanging out with random high school seniors, doing secret things, ordering them around like you are their parent, them actually doing what you tell them. It’s really weird, okay?”
“Are you familiar with Harry Potter?” Derek asks.
Talk about a non sequitur. “What? What does that have to do with anything? And, of course I know Harry Potter!”
“Well to quote Sirius Black, ‘Once again you’ve put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion.’"
The Sheriff starts snickering, and Stiles is both insulted and also a little in love.
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05 Feb 2022
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Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.
Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.
Still, nobody deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.
And it’s about time somebody told him that.
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17 Mar 2021