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  1. Rec *

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    Sometimes the hardest battle isn’t enough to change a heart, sometimes all the war and blood in the world isn’t enough to shift a single destiny.
    Sometimes a simple touch is enough to break down the strongest of barriers, sometimes a single word is enough to make the world quake.
    Sometimes the most reaching of changes comes in the form of a little boy sad enough, strong enough, and kind enough to make friends with a monster.
    Sometimes one change makes waves.

     

    Naruto has been hearing the rumbling growl in the back of his head for as long as he can remember. He’s seven when he tries to talk to it for the first time. He’s the dead last, the failure at everything, so he doesn’t actually expect to succeed.
    And when he’s suddenly standing, knee deep in murky water and face to face with a demon, he has no idea what to expect.
    As it turns out, the world could use something unexpected. 

    In which Naruto discovers the real meaning of the word monster, Sasuke discovers power and strength and learns the difference between them, and Sakura discovers that being herself is not as selfish as she thought.
    Where Kakashi learns to fight again for what he loves, and Obito never stopped.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    “Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.

    Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.

    Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.

     

    ***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***

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    09 Jan 2026

  3. Rec *

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    The heavens have chosen the accidental kiss as their running gag.

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    09 Jan 2026

  4. Rec *

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    In the aftermath of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, Sasuke Uchiha faces execution for his crimes. To spare his life and maintain fragile alliances, the Konoha council offers a twisted mercy: forcibly transforming the proud Alpha into an Omega through a forbidden "bitching" procedure, then gifting him to Naruto Uzumaki as a spoil of war.

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    09 Jan 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Kim Dokja is in a happy relationship with the man of his dreams. Everything is going great, until he gets hit in the head.

    After that, he starts seeing floating comments. They discuss his role as a villainous cannon fodder beta ex-boyfriend. They talk about his boyfriend, call him the alpha male lead of a novel they're reading, gossip about his destined omega.

    Dokja doesn't believe them at first.

    Until the comments start proving themselves right.

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    08 Jan 2026