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"Jonah's numbers went up because of what he said. That thing about having a boyfriend.”
The needle pushed up through Dan’s stomach and into his chest cavity. “You’re shitting me.”
A fake-dating fic without shame. Spoilers through Season 5.
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19 Jun 2026
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What if when House tells Wilson he loves him, Wilson says it back?
Well, naturally they turn to humor until “I love you”, “I love you too” becomes the most convoluted, gayest inside joke ever. And then of course they realize they mean it.
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06 May 2023
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It's not that House needs the human contact. It's just that when you're sharing an apartment, these things happen sometimes.
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02 May 2023
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Every year for their anniversary, House does something to show his commitment to Wilson and their relationship. All seems well until he realizes that Wilson's anniversary presents don't.
It all starts to spiral out of control from there.
/// NOW COMPLETE ///
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13 Apr 2023
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The classic crew plays strip poker.
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17 Apr 2023