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bulletproof loneliness, at best by cosmiado
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
11 Oct 2025
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At ten years old, Miles had woken up alone in a hospital bed on December 28th and been told that his father was dead. The memory had stuck with him like bloodstains on a white dress shirt, but it hadn't exactly been a surprise. Some part of him had known the moment he had woken up alone that his father was gone.
The same bone-deep inexplicable knowing could not be said of Phoenix's confession. There was no part of Miles Edgeworth that had even remotely expected to hear those words, on that day or any other. He had long ago resigned himself to the idea that his feelings would never be reciprocated. The realization that apparently he had been completely wrong this whole time refused to sink in.
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In a moment of bravery and emptiheadedness, Phoenix confesses his feelings to Miles. How can Miles get what he wants when he's not even entirely sure what that is?
(Prewritten fic, chapters uploaded weekly.)
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as long as you're here i will live like this by cosmiado
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
20 Jul 2024
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The past couple years of Hermie’s life had been spent desperately trying to convince himself that he didn’t want this, that he didn’t miss the way his and Normal’s bodies clicked together like puzzle pieces. They had the perfect amount of height difference between them, close enough so that Hermie didn’t have to bend down awkwardly, but still enough distance that he could rest his chin on Normal’s head, and it had been agonizing to think about back when it was out of his reach. If he hadn’t visited his own grave on a whim almost a year ago, the two might never have even decided to give friendship another shot, but now, it was nearly impossible to picture a life apart from each other. Hermie felt as if Normal were woven into the fabric of him, and he was determined to do everything in his power not to fuck things up this time.
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After reconciling 5 years post-canon, Normal and Hermie have decided to give another shot at friendship. Normal has a bad day, Hermie has a realization, and they both engage in some much-needed cuddling.Series
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carrying my zombie arm to seventeenth grade prom by cosmiado
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
12 Jul 2024
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[MAJOR S2 SPOILERS]
In the end, there was nothing left to do but go home. He felt like a thief, showing up out of nowhere and knocking on the door to his (adopted) parents’ house, letting himself get hugged and kissed and poked and prodded and questioned, to which the answers mostly consisted of, in their entirety, “Seattle.” It was impossible to explain what had happened to the sky, or to the former mayor, or why he now had completely different burn scars than the ones he came home with a couple months ago, which had not even been easy to explain in the first place. Fortunately for him, though, there were a lot of things that people could look past simply because it defied explanation, and things that defied explanation tended to scare people.
Perhaps that was why Hermie, as he tried to walk further into the clearing, stopped ten paces away from the ruined tree and could not step any further.
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Hermie visits his own grave for the first time, five years after the events of the finale. There, Normal runs into him, and the two of them finally start to unpack all the baggage they've been carrying around for half a decade. Things don't quite go so smoothly.
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you're into rigor mortis (ain't that against the law?) by cosmiado
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
26 Mar 2024
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“Oh, Normal, hey kiddo, uh… Could you go wake up your dad for me? I need his help with something, it’s pretty urgent.”
Normal nodded, and closed the door for a moment to remove the chain. He was about to tell Henry to come in, that he would go grab Sparrow and then be right back, but all the breath was punched out of his chest when he noticed the second person standing with Henry. At first, his brain couldn't quite make sense of it, refused to comprehend the thing he was seeing.
And that was it, wasn’t it, because what stood next to Henry on the porch was a thing, not a person. It was a corpse, skin pallid and beginning to rot, milky eyes sunken deep into their sockets, mouth hanging open limply, displaying a gray, dry-looking tongue. It had a blanket wrapped around its thin bony shoulders, but Normal could still see scraps of fabric clinging to its shrunken limbs… a short sleeve button up that might once have been white, khaki pants, a green sweater vest with a huge bloodstain in the center.
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[MAJOR S2 SPOILERS] Hermie takes a deal, and comes back a little bit wrong. Luckily for him, Normal's never been too scared of zombies, especially not when those zombies also happen to be cute boys. -
just 'cause you know what you want doesn't mean you get to choose by cosmiado
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
04 Mar 2024
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It was only once he was worried about a second wave of tears that Normal realized he had stopped crying. Taking a couple deep breaths, he scrubbed his other hand across his eyes messily, and finally looked up into the face of the person comforting him.
It was Hermie, because of course it was Hermie. It couldn’t have been anyone else. Hermie, who remembered the little details about him, like the time when Normal talked about his occasional meltdowns: limbs and torso are off-limits when I'm freaked out, but hands are okay to touch. Anything else, and I start to feel a bit suffocated.
Hermie sat there, holding Normal's hand and looking as Hermie-ish as he ever had.
“Can you be him? Please?” Normal heard his voice crack. “I need you to be him.”
Hermie smiled at him sadly. “I think we both know that I wasn’t very good at being Hermie even when I was alive.”
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post-ep 51. Normal is having a hard time dealing with the fact that his dead crush is suddenly right there next to him, and Hermie 2.0 talks him through it. If you are (like me) wondering, "how much Hermie-ness does Willy Scampler actually contain?" then you've come to the right place.
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the aftermath (a study in post-canon oakworthy) by cosmiado
Fandom Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
20 Jul 2024
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my feelings always make a fucking fool of me by cosmiado
Fandom Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
04 Mar 2024
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