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Jimin’s father warned him about the cons of moving back to his grandfather’s house to run a veterinary clinic in his hometown. However, he forgot to mention that wounded werewolves could break into his clinic after midnight.
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02 May 2021
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A Breach of Protocol by Anna (pineconepickers), tragicamente
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Mar 2022
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Actor Kim Seokjin’s love life has always been the subject of wild rumours but he has never been caught in a scandal. Behind closed doors, however, he is going through a rough breakup. Namjoon, as the Head of Close Protection, does not expect to pick up the pieces, yet here he is: standing at Seokjin’s door at two in the morning, about to make the biggest mistake of his life.
Seokjin took the phone and looked in amazement at a 28-second fancam set to a sultry, moany song that featured slow-mo footage of Namjoon escorting him in and out of cars and buildings, of Namjoon holding umbrellas for him, of Namjoon shoving people out of the way at an airport (Seokjin remembered that chaotic day). With piercing and sharp dragon eyes, Namjoon sent glares at crowds and photographers like he was two steps from murder at any given moment, but then Namjoon would turn to escort Seokjin with the gentlest of touches. The video caption said, eloquently, ‘hottest bodyguard in all of Korea’.
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31 Mar 2022
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There is magic in the world, but for years Jungkook has shied away from his gift. (It's intrusive, unwelcome, dangerous.) Now, he's in New York City, battling loneliness and a college course he hates. Until on one particularly bad day, he turns down a side street in East Village and his life changes forever.
(Or: six boys run a magical emporium together and Jeon Jungkook is looking for a place to belong.)
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- Part 1 of to build a home
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06 Apr 2022
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a sugar coated pill and a pick me up by whomstisthis
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Jul 2017
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As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.
He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.
Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?
One more huff from the guy.
He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.
“I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”
(or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)
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- Part 1 of no sleep till brooklyn
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Sometimes friends kind of, sort of, fall in love. And sometimes it's kind of, sort of, so much harder and stranger than it ought to be balancing fame and art and being an idol with just being people who might want to kiss each other.
Or: The one where Namjoon and Jimin get drunk, have sex, have some more sex, accidentally fall in love, and try to keep it all under wraps.
Note: Each chapter has a short interstitial in front of it, so technically I'll be posting two chapters at a time. (No one needs a 200 word chapter update. That just feels mean.)
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- Part 1 of Seasons After Spring
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03 Dec 2020