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To the end of the world by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Jan 2026
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How do you survive loving someone?
The world was very big and had too many things to concern oneself with, so Leonard had never imagined that he would ever raise such a question.
He was not a particularly erudite person, not exceptionally strong, nor substantially beholden to the weight of pivotal decisions. The poet thought it was very reasonable to assume his answer would never matter to anyone but him—if even that.
What truly mattered was what concerned you and what you chose to busy yourself with, and in that, Leonard could truly count his blessings.
There were many who weren’t fortunate enough to even like the things they concerned themselves with, such as his former colleague and Seer teammate Klein. The stubborn bastard was endlessly busy and even more endlessly implicated in matters beyond Leonard’s ability to influence, nevermind help.
(And then, Mr. Fool fell asleep.
His answer was No. The world has never lacked regrets or fools.
If there ever was a way, it would still be outside the reach of him.
It would never belong to angels, and had never belonged to man.)
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Will we meet again? by Ellen_Lee
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
11 Apr 2025
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"Tell me, Arrodes… Why was it I who said goodbye…?"
[Did the Great Master not wish to warn Mister Star of his departure?]
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01 Jan 2026
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How to dress two men in dresses? by Ellen_Lee
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
13 Feb 2025
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Shakespeare would have turned over in his grave if he had seen this poster: "How to Dress Two Men in Dresses?" Specific inclinations or a special form of revenge?
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- Part 7 of Rusreal AU: University
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01 Jan 2026
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Walking Nightmare by Ellen_Lee
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
07 Feb 2025
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When Audrey Hall, a psychology professor, walked into Klein Moretti's office for yet another consultation, she expected to hear complaints about the students, the university, and, of course, Leonard Mitchell, who continued to flirt with Klein in French... But she certainly didn't expect muffled groans.
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- Part 6 of Rusreal AU: University
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01 Jan 2026
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Fictitious faculty by Ellen_Lee
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
28 Jan 2025
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The university’s law faculty had always been less about teaching the law and more about mastering the art of circumventing it.
Gehrman, better known by his nickname Sparrow, was a law professor who could justify anything—given five minutes and a cup of coffee.
Danitz, his loyal accomplice, was an economist.Series
- Part 4 of Rusreal AU: University
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01 Jan 2026
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Memes give life by Ellen_Lee
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
25 Jan 2025
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When the university website turns into a meme haven thanks to a brilliant yet slightly reckless computer science professor, the faculty lounge becomes the epicenter of chaos.
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- Part 3 of Rusreal AU: University
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01 Jan 2026