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[克伦] Fellas, how gay is it by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
13 Apr 2026
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[KatDadof4 · 2w:
Fellas, how gay is it
Edit: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY]A love story woven in Social Media posts, prose, and photographs.
OR: One curious case of KeLun in Modern Day, and four cat children crying for dad 2.0.
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Perhaps some occurrences are what matters to Destiny.
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[克伦] The cat, the rose (by any other name), and the rabbit by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
30 Mar 2026
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Dear Klein,
I changed my Honorific Name.
After the tough battles and decisive outcomes, all that is left is to clean up and rebuild. It is tough to say or compare the busyness of the long before, the critical during, and the current after.
Klein was probably the busiest man alive. To be fair to him, it was really tough to find competition in this contest and his weight class. But many matters do not concern themselves with fairness, and neither do their subjects and objects.
All Klein wanted now was for Leonard to recover.
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[克伦] To the end of the world by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Jan 2026
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How do you survive loving someone?
The world was very big and had too many things to concern oneself with, so Leonard had never imagined that he would ever raise such a question.
He was not a particularly erudite person, not exceptionally strong, nor substantially beholden to the weight of pivotal decisions. The poet thought it was very reasonable to assume his answer would never matter to anyone but him—if even that.
What truly mattered was what concerned you and what you chose to busy yourself with, and in that, Leonard could truly count his blessings.
There were many who weren’t fortunate enough to even like the things they concerned themselves with, such as his former colleague and Seer teammate Klein. The stubborn bastard was endlessly busy and even more endlessly implicated in matters beyond Leonard’s ability to influence, nevermind help.
(And then, Mr. Fool fell asleep.
His answer was No. The world has never lacked regrets or fools.
If there ever was a way, it would still be outside the reach of him.
It would never belong to angels, and had never belonged to man.)
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to each fool their star;to each star their world by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandom 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Jan 2026
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When Hozier said, All the fear and the fire of the end of the world/Happens each time a boy falls in love with a girl
And when Hozier said, For starts/What a waste to say the heart could feel apart/Or feel complete, babyI took that personally.
(There’s no plan, there’s no kingdom to come/But I’ll be your man if you got love to get done)
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flowers for a god by merlinluvr (sayo)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
13 Feb 2026
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He chanted Mr. Fool’s honorific name and explained his current situation. It sounded silly as he said it out loud: I'm coughing flowers.
Leonard inquires Mr. Fool on his recent predicament: he cannot stop coughing flowers.
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- Part 4 of leokleinleo week '26
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18 Apr 2026
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【克伦克/邓戴】暗恋闭环 by Leonard_Moretti
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
27 Jun 2022
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授权搬运，原作者：@北极守卫者（同lofter id）
Bookmarked by couch_tomato
17 Apr 2026
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[克伦]魔狼效应 by yuewendanshui
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
09 Mar 2026
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“你知道的吧，就是那个，”伦纳德伸手比划几下，吐出字正腔圆的四个汉字：
“涡轮增压。”
Bookmarked by couch_tomato
17 Apr 2026
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[KeLun] Crack, "don't think abt a white elephant" effect
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Его оплели щупальца by Ivannethven for Your_Shijie
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
06 Jun 2025
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Леонард любил каждую из Его личностей, не делая различий между ними. Но обыкновенно спокойный, даже равнодушный Шут не мог не ревновать Звезду к себе же.
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One more second's enough, second to love by Amrelia
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
19 Nov 2025
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Было время, когда Леонард считал себя главным героем эпохи, любимчиком целого мира как минимум. Как оказалось чуть позже, мир его действительно любил, вот только любовь эта была однозначно несколько извращенной
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17 Mar 2026
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[KeLun] Hanahaki AU w HE and smut, although I do wish we got to see Klein also suffer...at least see his reaction upon finding out about Leonard's condition.