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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    It took Tommy way too fucking long to figure out what the date was in human years in the middle of space, but after months of enlisting Tubbo’s help on the matter, he finally thinks he figured it out.

    And his birthday is in three days.

    Or, Tommy tries to tell his crew how humans celebrate birthdays. Something about setting candles on fire and singing a song in unison has them thinking he's pranking them, because surely humans don't do something so strange... right?

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    12 Oct 2025

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    (but make it found family)

    Wilbur lost Sally but got Tommy instead, and life really hasn't been the same since,

    aka, Single teen parent Wilbur raising baby Tommy and finding family in an apartment block (3k words of fluff and angst if you squint)

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    11 Oct 2025

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    There was a slight rustling on the other end of the line and hushed voices, slowly disappearing with the sound of repeated footsteps coming from what he assumed was the person on the other end of the line. “My name is Techno, I’m a social worker for the state of Washington and I’ve been assigned your son for the past three years.”

    Wilbur blinked slowly, letting the words set in one by one. “My- I’m sorry, I think you have the wrong person, I don’t have a son,” he chuckled breathlessly, focusing back on his dinner, now waiting in the beeping microwave.

    “We’ve ran two DNA tests on both your son and the mother, and you’re listed on his birth certificate as the father,” Techno explained, footsteps slowly coming to a halt. “Did you not know about him?”

     

    Or; Wilbur has lived the past nine years of his life unbeknownst to the kid sharing his last name.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    Everything hurts and Tommy doesn't know why. But Technoblade does.

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    11 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    "He could feel the sob before he heard it, the dampness forming on his shirt currently the least of his problems. He hugged Tommy closer to himself–if that was even possible–and buried his nose into his curls.

    'I missed you so goddamn much,' Wilbur mumbled into his hair. He could feel Tommy’s trembling giggle against his chest.

    The kid looked up from where he had buried his face into his sweater. 'It’s only been a couple of months.'

    Wilbur smiled and used his thumb to wipe the kid's eyes. 'A couple of months too long,' he teased, ruffling his hair and earning himself an indignant squawk and a smack to his hand."

    or, Tommy misses his flight.

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    11 Oct 2025