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“Why do people always say suicide is the most selfish thing you can do?” He whispers, his voice sounding raw. “Isn’t it giving birth? You’re bringing another human being into this sick, shitty world. Isn’t that the most selfish thing you can do?”
In other words: Xiao has a bad day
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I rocked the baby in my arms and sang softly to him. It helps me pretend that he’s only sleeping.
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Eiden rolled out of bed with a yawn, sitting at the side of his bed and getting a few good stretches in. His muscles were still sore from yesterday’s chores but today would be full of them. Each hybrid had a need and farmhand Eiden had just the touch for them.
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12 Apr 2026
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Kaeya Alberich, 23, is in a tight spot. The life of a Dancer really does not pay the bills, and since the Big Disastrous Fight with his brother - if he still can call Diluc that - Kaeya can't exactly rely on the family money to get by.
It's one ridiculously hot summer day, when Kaeya is lying on the floor of his dingy apartment, melting into the floorboards because of course his AC is broken (what isn't?), that he receives a phone call asking if he's interested in becoming a surrogate for quite an affluential couple haling from Liyue.
Desperate and a bit delirious, Kaeya agrees to a meeting with the couple.
And, oh, he could really never have guessed the change that had been set in motion. Whether he will survive it or not is entirely up to the Stars.
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18 Nov 2025
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"Why do you care?"
Jean finally made her way over, and took a seat on the bed next to him.
She touched his arm, lightly.
"Because I think," She said, carefully, "That we're more similar than you think we are."
And Kaeya didn't want to cry. He hoped he wasn't crying. He'd cried far too many tears in the last year-and-a-half.
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Kaeya navigates his life following Crepus Ragnvindr's death and Diluc's sudden departure. He stumbles his way into a new act, drinking too much wine, sleeping on Jean's bedroom floor, and wearing clothes that are just a little bit too small. Battling with his identity, his self-image, and his storm of messy emotions surrounding his not-quite-brother, he finds that it's a little bit easier to be real around someone else than he'd thought would be possible again.
A story about Jean and Kaeya's friendship, and how they find comfort in each other on the journey towards Kaeya becoming the Cavalry Captain.