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All Pain Will Turn to Medicine by Sabraeal
Fandoms: 赤髪の白雪姫 | Akagami no Shirayukihime | Snow White with the Red Hair (Anime & Manga)
11 Nov 2023
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It's strange how in no time at all, it seems like Obi has always been one of them.
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06 Jul 2024
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Rules of Vanishing by Morveren
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Under the Red Hood
13 Jan 2019
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Here are the rules to survive as a civilian in Gotham City:
The first rule is to keep your head down. Don't draw attention to yourself. Don't make eye contact. Walk briskly and with purpose. Don't wear anything flashy that can be stolen and most certainly do not walk down that dark alley.
The second rule is don't be a hero. Avoid confrontations. Walk the other way when you see a standoff. Don't try to help that man getting beat up in the alley, because odds are you'll get killed right along with him. Gotham City has Batman for a reason.
The third and most important rule is this: Don't get involved with superheroes.
Or in your case, gun-toting vigilantes.
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11 Feb 2024
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The Pizza Delivery Girl's Survival Guide to Gotham City by Morveren
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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People who lived outside of Gotham City would most often think of it in terms of its heroes and villains. About Batman and Robin, Joker and Harley Quinn.
People who actually live in Gotham City would only think of one thing: surviving.
Who cares about the people in costumes when your house has been bombed for the fifth time, or your wife has been taken hostage just because she worked in a bank?
Or, in your case, when you have to make regular deliveries to places where even Batman feared to tread?
Because let's face it. In a world full of superheroes and costumed villains, the real heroes are the ones who make sure that people get their pizzas in forty-five minutes or less.
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Bookmarked by crimsdazee
09 Feb 2024