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  1. Rec *

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    You are ULDER RAVENGARD.

    Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.

    Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.

    [A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]

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    16 Dec 2025

  2. Rec 8

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    Separated by duties, Gortash and Igarak resort to an increasingly shameless exchange of letters.

    (or: two evil men write horny purple prose at each other.)

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    03 Mar 2025

  3. Rec 15

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    BG3WIPs prompt-

    Swan: When They Saw or Felt Everlasting Love

    A scene in a romance novel sows a seed of doubt in Omeluum’s mind, prompting it to interrogate what it thinks it knows about love

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    21 Nov 2024

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    “What–who’s this? Could it be my ingenious, formerly waterlogged husband? I’m sorry, I almost didn’t recognize you outside of the bathtub.” (Blanc gets home. Set after Glass Onion.)

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    03 May 2023

  5. Rec 98

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    Five o’clock comes and goes, and Miles Edgeworth frowns at his phone. 

    The end of the work day had come with suspicious ease. He’d proceeded through paperwork, phone calls, and supervision meetings without a hint of interruption, and on any day other than this one, he might have welcomed the peace. 

    However, this day is not like any others, and as such, he is…confused. Suspicious, absolutely. Did he perchance miss the squeal of a rappelling hook outside his window? The thumping of hands and knees crawling in his HVAC?

    Scanning the sunset-tinted interior of his office, he finds no hint of an illicit visit, no raven-imprinted clue. But he’s certain. The date on his calendar is correct.

    Five-oh-one, and not a single attempt at a break-in. Has she forgotten? he wonders. The idea is disappointing, if uncharacteristic. In nine years, she’s never failed to arrive before the day’s end.

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    04 Dec 2022