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    Ferdinand von Aegir doesn't feel that he has a place among the Black Eagles, but the Blue Lions welcome him in warmly. Hubert von Vestra, a looming reason for Ferdinand's decision, does not approve of this change of houses—especially when Ferdinand becomes fast friends with notorious playboy Sylvain Gautier and charming, handsome Prince Dimitri of Faerghus.

    Hubert isn't jealous, oh no; he's merely concerned about the safety of the Adrestian Empire.

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    16 Feb 2025

  2. Rec 55

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    The reality of war is cruel for Ferdinand. His father is on the run, Edelgard's demands are high, and Hubert's patience with him has run dry. Night brings Ferdinand his only solace: dreams of a faceless stranger with a honeyed voice who gives him pleasure and praise, two things Ferdinand desperately yearns for in the waking world.

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    06 Feb 2025

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    AUUUHHGGHHHHHHHHHHGGH

  3. Rec 76

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    Hubert frowned at two small vials he did not recognize. They were unnaturally appetizing looking, the deep, syrupy red of ripe cherries. He picked one up and turned it upside down. His own spidery handwriting declared this to be v. tricolour - thrice distilled 1183 - fuckjuice - do not consume.

    Hubert nearly dropped the bottle.

    Hubert develops international food safety and nutritional quality standards, in spite of - not because of - Ferdinand.

    Complete.

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    06 Feb 2025

  4. Rec 58

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    Hubert feels like he’s watching himself from outside his body as his gloved hand reaches out, as he drags two fingers down the elegant column Ferdinand’s throat and pulls back his collar, revealing the love bite in full. It stands out as a livid bloom of red. There is another fading mark just underneath. It’s smaller, clearly not made by the same mouth as the first.

    “So it’s true,” Hubert says, because surely someone must say something. “I thought it must have only been prurient rumors. But it’s true. You’re really out there- acting like a wanton slut.”

    (remix of Coping Mechanism from Hubert POV)

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    05 Feb 2025

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    Every action has a consequence, even in this timeless space.

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    What if Levi made all the same choices in Shiganshina, but Erwin still lived?

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    06 Jan 2025