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Draco has a favorite brand of caviar, for fuck’s sake.
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11 Oct 2025
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Harrie has been single for too long and decides to try a magical dating service which promises to match her with her soulmate on the first try. What could go wrong?
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03 Oct 2025
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Harrie's Animagus form is a cat. Snape happens to like cats.
Or: the fic where an 'Accio cat' starts everything.
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03 Oct 2025
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Harry indulges in an enormous eye-roll at the universe when he wakes up on his nineteenth birthday with “Property of the Half-Blood Prince” written on his neck like a collar. He goes on to live his life like normal, without being too upset about it—and without telling Snape, who he’s sure wants his freedom now.
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- Part 7 of From Litha to Lammas
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25 Sep 2025
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Raising Your AU Son for Dummies: A Self-Help Starter Kit by acefiend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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After being hit with the killing curse on that final walk through the Forbidden Forest, Harry awakes to find himself in unfamiliar territory with all too familiar faces. Follow him along to another world where he must learn what it means to live again after being told to die.
This here is a helpful guide for any prospective AU parent. With every AU family, there’s ups, there’s downs, there’s evil megalomaniacs traumatizing your son. Don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate all these obstacles and more.
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24 Sep 2025