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“Nnnnnooooo…” Jade said, hunkering into her chair as Davepeta made an attempt (and failed) to brush her hair. Her fluffy ears were flattened against her skull and she whined.
“Oh, c’mon. It’s not…*that* bad.” Davepeta said, grimacing as they lifted a large amount of the curly mess in front of them. They were lying.
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You agreed to this, even helped Jade take Roxy back to Prospit so she could get a better idea of the quest beds to bring them back into existence. You agreed to let Karkat get on that quest bed, agreed to Kanaya injecting him with poison, and killing him. You let Karkat die. He’s dead and you agreed and if he doesn’t come back it’s all your fault.
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You woke up this morning, nervous as fuck, and almost broke the coffee pot. Once you came back to your body, you took a shower. You styled your hair. You put on something nice and spritzed cologne in all the right places. You text John, "todays the day, im popping the big q," like you think a man excited to propose to his girlfriend should. You convince yourself the nerves are because you don't want her to say no, when the truth is that you don't want her to say yes.
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- Part 1 of gofundme.com/f/davejadedivorce
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16 Sep 2020