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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    “No fair,” He whined, “Your stupid sweatshirt keeps tripping me up. You’re basically cheating by proxy or whatever….Frank, are you even listening?” Joe snapped, flopping the long sleeve in his friend’s face demonstratively. Perplexed, he watched as Frank’s eyes seemed almost locked on the extra bit of fabric, before breaking away and scanning over Joe as if he was seeing him for the first time. Frank’s eyes seemed to catch - and linger - on the areas where his sweatshirt was just a little too big.

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    Joe gets caught in a downpour and has to borrow some of Frank's clothes. They fuck about it.

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    05 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    A big Patreon goal deserves a big reward, but Joe wasn't expecting the fans to ask for a kiss! One fake date later, they wind up discovering some not-so-fake feelings.

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    “Wow, you guys are off to a strong start,” Greg laughed from behind the camera, popping the tension in the air like a pin. “Talk about giving the audience what they asked for, but I thought the kiss was supposed to be at the end.”

    At the interruption, Frank seemed to come back to himself, taking a half step back. That space was enough for Joe to take a greedy lungful of air, trying to bring himself back from that weird moment as well. Unfortunately for him, the air he was gulping down was inescapably soaked with the lingering scent of Frank’s cologne, which did absolutely nothing towards calming him down.

    Frank never wore cologne.

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    05 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    “You know, princess, I’ve been a terrible gentleman here.” Frank teased, watching as Joe positively shook at the word, “Can I kiss you?”

    “Fuck,” Joe groaned, in a voice deep enough that nobody in their right mind would go around calling him princess, yet here they were anyway. “Yeah, yes, finally.”

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    It all started with 'Hypothetically, which one of us would be the better girl?' and spiraled very quickly out of control.

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    05 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    literally inspired

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    "It's what's on the inside that matters." That's an easy thing for some people to say. It's not so easy when Shayne wakes up to find that his wife and his friend have somehow swapped bodies. He still loves Courtney, of course he does, but the daily act of loving her while she looks like Spencer is something he never could have prepared for. Will he be able to see more than skin deep? And how will it change the way he sees himself?

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    05 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Marty meets Doc Brown for the first time.

    Children and adolescents are often drawn to eccentric or mysterious neighbors.
    -Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale, Writers of the Back to the Future trilogy.

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    30 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the concept that the scale models explaining the Plans are a teaching tool specifically for Marty makes me so happy